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This story was pushed by spin doctors to take the heat off of SIR Fred "the shred" Goodwin. Capitalism needs to protect its heroes in these troubled times.

HOVE BORN & INBRED? would keep him occupied?

Have been in a work situation that resembles a war zone for 2 years now. Only protection is support from fellow work colleagues. Safety in numbers. But long term the outlook is bleak. Most workplaces seem to be confrontational in the post Thatcher era.

Another story on the same level Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs then...

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on...

Hopefully we have her funeral first. Pity we cannot now ask jim to fix it.

A £1000 per head is nothing in reality, as if all government liabilities were added up, every family in the United Kingdom owes the equivalent of £80,000 each to cover their share of the national debt.

"There's something about Stephanie Flanders that I like. "Quoted by Herr Tubhumper She has been humped in the past by both ED MILLIBAND and ED BALLS. True.

Tory benefit scroungers.

Inbred Tip?

Will the pupils of a free "ETON" also receive free membership to the BULLINGDON. Now that would be revolutionary.

The Onedin Line When The Boat Comes In Upstairs Downstairs

As already stated every other year there seems to be a fatal accident. There should be a local referendum on the future of these air shows as these planes are not getting any younger, in fact some are probably a danger to the public.

Fred Dineage always buys the beers when Mr Erskine demands serving.

Will he still need to carry the gravediggers microphone to gain entrance to the Amex?