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European bailout



simonsimon

New member
Dec 31, 2004
692
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted.

Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

The very nice lady with a whip then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, folks, is how the bailout package works.
 




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May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted.

Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

The very nice lady with a whip then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, folks, is how the bailout package works.
Er, all except the hotelier who's down €100 ?
 










beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,500
its cute, but only works if each party owes the same. problem is in reality its a tad more complex. I have read that alot of the debt between banks could be mutually cancelled and the situation wouldnt be nearly as big a deal. But thats not quite the same for countries and Greece own way more than they are owed.
 








Foster House

New member
Aug 25, 2010
409
East Sussex
The problem is that in real life the prostitute uses the money to pay off her pimp, and it's not enough as he charges higher interest for late payments, whilst the hotelier cannot pay anything back as he has absolutely no-one staying in the hotel.

Meanwhile the German tourists wife is getting annoyed about him constantly lending money that he has withdrawn off her credit card...
 








BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
17,270
And all that money would have been paid through the banking system who would loan the same 100 euros to another 10 people in the village charging interest to everyone.
 




simonsimon

New member
Dec 31, 2004
692
Another story on the same level

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs then slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But 3 days later his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch. Turns out miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset and he had allsorts!
 


Tricky Dicky

New member
Jul 27, 2004
13,558
Sunny Shoreham
Well no as technically he never earned money/deserved the money.

Forget the rest, why did the Hotelier never earn the money - he rented a room out to the tourist which he doesn't do for free, he has to pay his chambermaids, his chefs, his bellboys. A hotel owner does not make 100% profit when he lets his room. Sounds like a Maddoff scheme to me.
 


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