My best year ever was one of almost continuous summer thanks to employers who seemed anxious I should see places where they play cricket a lot. I spent January in England, February to April in India, April to September in England, September to the following August in Australia. Best year of my...
Not to mention every third bloke has a tashe that doesn't remotely suit them. It may be all in a good cause but it looks HIDEOUS. Especially if you have been up all night due to fireworks before walking to the station through the rain to catch your delayed train.
SAKE! I'm going to have to look at it now to check...............
Edit - you're right. I love that Pulp Fiction soundtrack but not his description of it.
Cath Kidston bags everywhere
Automatic train announcements
Liquorice All Sorts
Pickled Beetroot
Nora Roberts novels
Jacob's Creek (except the Rosé Shiraz)
Rosé (except the Jacob's Creek Rosé Shiraz)
Cheap chicken nuggets
Renewing your car insurance
Dogs in handbags
Very long lists
Escape to the Country. In which two people with perfect faces for radio are shown round a dream property that they can't afford by a smug c***. If you're really lucky the couple will also be shown drinking wine and trying their hand at weaving or sheep worrying. All so another set of smug c***ts...
You need BALANCE. Generally this is why at weekends we have one family day where we do this sort of stuff but on the other day they tend to have to fit in with us.
But since we are making a list of things that are a load of old sh*t can I just say Facebook without qualifying it further.