Citizen Khan-who on earth decided that that load of shite should get a second series? It shouldn't even have got a second show.
DJ Dave Berry's list of 10 albums every man should own in the Telegraph today. Aside from the Partridge-esque quote about "knowing something about music" followed by getting the Who's drummer wrong and then the lead singer of Portishead that list is, in the main, something Jeremy Clarkson would have put his name to.
Tonsillitis - the most underrated type of pain known to humans.
November - worst month of the year. Leaves (on the line), fireworks, adverts for Christmas starting, X Factor, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, dark by 5pm, f**k off!
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RUNNY NOSE. You can't take a day offf from work for it but you feel like EVERYONE is looking at you for the whole day. I don't even want to engage in a CHAT by the water COOLER for FEAR of a DRIBBLE running into my MOUTH mid-joke.
People who video concerts, why? do they go home and watch it again, bet they don't.
That due to FFP, we have NO money to spend on a loan striker.
Well someone had to (and probably have, but I could not be bothered to read the whole thread)
Not to mention every third bloke has a tashe that doesn't remotely suit them. It may be all in a good cause but it looks HIDEOUS. Especially if you have been up all night due to fireworks before walking to the station through the rain to catch your delayed train.
Ha ha! I'd forgotten about MOVEMBER. I'll be doing it again this year. Mine goes all gingery.
It's those long, cold, dark depressing evenings that destroy the soul and Spring is still months away. Anyone with Seasonal Affective Disorder can share that empathy. I still do my lottery twice a week and dream of winning the jackpot and living in Australia between November to March.
Those ‘Hilarious OMG Autocorrect Mistakes’ which are obviously fake.
e.g.
You hungry Dad?
Yeah I want your moms vagina
EEEEWW
I meant lasagne.
Load of old SHIT.
Those ‘Hilarious OMG Autocorrect Mistakes’ which are obviously fake.
e.g.
You hungry Dad?
Yeah I want your moms vagina
EEEEWW
I meant lasagne.
Load of old SHIT.
Have you considered using a handkerchief? You know you don't have to let snot just run into your mouth.
We just signed a loan striker..