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im over back in bligty for a few weeks to catch up wiv my bruv and his family and popped over to that new staduim of ours today. bloomin lovly innit? will ave to make a spetial trip over when we are playin wiv the big boys in a few years. haha! ive also kicked the missus into touch. had enuf of...

no. i dont think its posible. never been done and never will be. its beyond mans caperbilities.

how the f*** are we gonna know more than the girl on the chalton ticket office and whos advise r u gonna beleive more? sum one who knows wot there talkin about or a random geeza off here? use ur loaf eh fella.

I may be shite at speling but 2 threads on the toreys and both mispeled scrap. you've been sussed sunny jim

Anyone else think that her feet are facing the wrong way in this picture? That is freakin me out

my sister had a pet cat called frank. its dead now tho.

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hhmmmm penis fixation if u ask me She had her todger fixated to her? that would explane it.

aparently that bird out of tradin places has got a cock as well as a vag. dont think it's playd any nazis tho. justin lee collins. thats her. i read somwhere shes got both meat and veg in her underware.

wiv a minor cock.

no. it was definitely james bonds cock that i saw. i checked wiv the missus coz we had a long chat about it just now.

no i woz rite the first time. it wasnt that roger wittiker fella. definitely james bond. a rite podgy litle thing it woz like a chiperlater. give me a choyce and ill rather ave bryers nob any day but wold prefer it a bit liter skinned.

i think I mite be gettin mudled wiv someone else. that geezer who used to do the travel and advirts. i also saw richard bryers old fella once. that was much bigger but darker.

dunno but i once stood next to him in a pub bog and had a good gander at his cock. it was smalish but quite meaty.

if you dont know him by now its probly too late now.

has anyone checked he hasnt topped imself?

the left arm is in the pie eating position. ready to move. would you let her nosh on your old chap? she might get pekish and take a bite.

id give the fat one a jump. if yuo look at its hair and nails nad legs you can see it keeps quite clean and tidy. i rekon its got a lovley shaven haven down there. just need to find it and away you go.

id shag it and bleedin wear a fuckin great tshirt sayin that id shagged it too. and it would be greatful for me havin done so.

i had a bird once that woz a bit lairey in bed. wanted me to be a bit rough wiv her. kept asking me to treat er mean so i chinned her and broke er nose. she wernt too happy about it.