Sir Roger Moore

[Basil Fawlty]

Played a German General in which film?!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Shaving Ryan's Privates

 

[stan miguell]

dunno but i once stood next to him in a pub bog and had a good gander at his cock. it was smalish but quite meaty.

 

[stan miguell]

i think I mite be gettin mudled wiv someone else. that geezer who used to do the travel and advirts.

i also saw richard bryers old fella once. that was much bigger but darker.

 

[stan miguell]

no i woz rite the first time. it wasnt that roger wittiker fella. definitely james bond. a rite podgy litle thing it woz like a chiperlater. give me a choyce and ill rather ave bryers nob any day but wold prefer it a bit liter skinned.

 

[herbicide]

Er, not sure what his penis looks like, but are you thinking of Michael Caine who played a German Major in "The Eagle Has Landed"?

 

[stan miguell]

no. it was definitely james bonds cock that i saw. i checked wiv the missus coz we had a long chat about it just now.

 

[herbicide]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[severnside gull]

Escape to Athena - he played the commandant of a prison camp

 

[Staly]

Not a General in Escape to Athena though, just a Major.

Pedant

 

[stan miguell]

wiv a minor cock.

 

[severnside gull]

Indeed .....and wehrmacht not SS (that was a somewhat more convincing nasty - Anthony Valentine)

 

[Gazwag]

Inglorious Bastards

 

[Gazwag]

Escape to Victory

 

[Gazwag]

The Sound of Music

 

[Gazwag]

Was he a Sir when he played it though or just a plain old Mr

 

[Everest]

Shitler's Fist

 

[Gazwag]

Raiders of the lost ark

 

[stan miguell]

aparently that bird out of tradin places has got a cock as well as a vag. dont think it's playd any nazis tho.

justin lee collins. thats her. i read somwhere shes got both meat and veg in her underware.

 

[herbicide]

Super thread.