Sir Roger Moore

[Gazwag]

Dad's Army was a 1971 feature film based on the BBC television sitcom Dad's Army. Directed by Norman Cohen, it was filmed between series three and four and was based upon material from the early episodes of the television series. The film told the story of the Home Guard platoon's formation and their subsequent endeavours at a training exercise.

1940 - Operation Dynamo has just taken place. From the newly conquered French coastline, a Wehrmacht colonel looks out over the English Channel with powerful binoculars. Surveying the white cliffs of Dover, he spies Godfrey emerging from a lavatory. Godfrey joins the rest of his platoon, who are defiantly waving the Union Flag. The colonel fumes contemptuously; "How can the stupid British ever hope to win?!"

That one

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Is kev going to tell us who is right, or has he just randomly put a question and then f***ed off?

 

[Man of Harveys]

God knows. But we've all learned a lot about penises in the mean time.

 

[severnside gull]

for a thread that's supposed to be about a general we seem to be awfully obsessed with privates

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Is kev going to tell us who is right, or has he just randomly put a question and then f***ed off?

Escape to Athena, somebody said it earlier. I couldn't believe my eyes!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I saw Des Lynam's willy in the bogs at Withdean

 

[NMH]

I saw Des Lynam's willy in the bogs at Withdean

We better put a steward on willy-watcher patrol

 

[biggles]

aparently that bird out of tradin places has got a cock as well as a vag. dont think it's playd any nazis tho.

justin lee collins. thats her. i read somwhere shes got both meat and veg in her underware.

hhmmmm penis fixation if u ask me

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

We better put a steward on willy-watcher patrol

You ain't watching my willy sunshine.




Oh go on then, just a quick peek.

 

[Gazwag]

Escape to Athena, somebody said it earlier. I couldn't believe my eyes!

but that's the wrong answer to your question though, so what's the right answer

 

[sydney]

a bridge too far

 

[NMH]

You ain't watching my willy sunshine.




Oh go on then, just a quick peek.

I've heard it looks exactly like a penis





but smaller

 

[severnside gull]

but that's the wrong answer to your question though, so what's the right answer

there is no correct answer because he never played a general...just a major in Escape to Athena

 

[Gazwag]

Its a right conumdrum then, sort it out Kev

 

[stan miguell]

hhmmmm penis fixation if u ask me



She had her todger fixated to her? that would explane it.