Good afternoon fellow NSC folk,
I am looking for sponsorship to help a young girl whom my mother and father have just financially adopted - She is 7 years old and comes from a very poor area of Indonesia, she lives with her Grandmother and her favourite toy is a second hand doll.
To help raise...
During a recent password audit at Bank Of Ireland it was found
that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyBerlin
When asked why he had such a long password, he said:
"Oi was told it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least...
From a Sunderland forum;
When you're a mag and Keegan fucks off again, you know what's coming next
Doon toon
When you've got Ashley, all his debt and his worries, thinks look bleak, at best
Doon toon
Just listen to the traffic on the way to Bristol City
You'll have to sell old Mickey so...
Last night my wife said she wanted a rape alarm,
so at 5.30 this morning I put tape over her mouth,
held her down, f*cked her in the arse and
whispered: "Time to get up Babe!"
The Uncomfortable Definition of an Infidel....
Allah or the Lord Jesus Christ? The Muslim religion is by far the fastest growing religion in the UK .
Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my prison security clearance. During the training...
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price.
What is his profit?
2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price, or £800.
What...
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for...
Was having a chat last night with an old mate and discussing how old we were when we had our first ever Indian meal/takeaway...
So....how old were you and what did you think ?
btw...I am bored and I was 17
Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe's fit to be freed from Broadmoor | The Sun |News
YORKSHIRE Ripper Peter Sutcliffe has been classified low risk and recommended for release from Broadmoor, The Sun can reveal.
The top-security hospital’s doctors have told lawyers representing the Ripper — who...