Cover of old Petula Clarke hit

[Rusthall Seagull]

From a Sunderland forum;

When you're a mag and Keegan fucks off again, you know what's coming next
Doon toon
When you've got Ashley, all his debt and his worries, thinks look bleak, at best
Doon toon
Just listen to the traffic on the way to Bristol City
You'll have to sell old Mickey so your squad is looking shitty
Good times ahead
Playing in the second tier, you can forget about Europe for many a year
Cos you're doon toon, fuckin' deserved as well
Doon toon, look at how far you've fell
Doon toon, Doncaster's waiting for you

Can you recall the days of Shephard and Hall, and love, loving it all?
Doon toon
Maybe you knew (and maybe Keegan did too) back when you signed Xisco
Doon toon
Just listen to the pundits (even Alan on the sofa)
Forget the Geordie Nation, fuckin' well and truly over
ITV1
Your new home of football, no Match of the Day
Enjoy your highlights on Sunday, of Plymouth away
Cos you're doon toon, into the Fizzy Pop
Doon toon, forever to drop and drop
Doon toon, administration for you

Doon toon

Now you may find some Arab who will accidentally buy you
And if you don't, that's OK, cos I hear it's nice in League 2
Bradford, Grimsby...
From the heights of the 90s, Ginola and Beads
You're on the way to oblivion, please say 'hi' to Leeds
Cos you're doon toon, take off your shoes and sing
Doon toon, or 'boycott' the whole damn thing
Doon toon, everyone's laughing at you