LGFI 2010 - please sponsor

[Rusthall Seagull]

Good afternoon fellow NSC folk,

I am looking for sponsorship to help a young girl whom my mother and father have just financially adopted - She is 7 years old and comes from a very poor area of Indonesia, she lives with her Grandmother and her favourite toy is a second hand doll.

To help raise money for her, myself and Lokki7 are arranging a game of 'Wembley' to be played in the car park at Falmer. So far I have enlisted my Dad (originally involved veteran) to be goalkeeper and Prince Mohammed Buzzer as referee (does a steady job and has a rave whistle)

Should you wish to be involved, please PM me and I will hand pick you after I have studdied your credentials (wealth, footballing skills, drinking ability etc)

thanks in advance,

Phil

 

[Horsham Gull]

Wembley wembley we're the famous Brighton and hove Albion and we're going to wembley!!

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

thank you Sim, the £20 you have donated gives us a very good start!

 

[Lokki 7]

It would be good to get an Albion legend involved but I also want to win cos I bloody love Wembley. How about inviting Kerry Mayo? Ticks all the boxes.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

if we get Kerry Mayo involved then I am afraid that Hufflepumps will not be considered to play, as the rules state that only one ginger can be involved.

 

[Buzzer]

Manbags for goalposts?

What's the LGFI stand for then - Lee Granny fucks Indonesia? (It's a cult film, a lot like Debbie does Dallas.)

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Is it "let's get f***ing inebriated"?

 

[Bozza]

Making a sticky to get the attention it deserves.