Recent content by Tristram Fourmile

Used to wander around the neighborhood in Burgess Hill in the 80's with an air rifle. No one cared to say anything.spent many happy hours over the woods shooting tin cans and dusty old Airfix models I no longer wanted. Never shot a creature though. My mum recently took said air rifle to the...

Danny Glick

Another random thing about the swimming pool changing rooms. It had a mangle for squeezing water out of your trunks. Dont know why I remember that. Health and safety these days would have a field day.

My Dad taught life saving in the 70's at the old small pool. Was salt water and freezing. I was taught to swim there on a Monday night. Used to have to dive for the rubber brick and swim in pyjamas in case I was on a ship that got torpedoed I imagine. Learnt how to tie a knot in the pyjama...

My daughter does one around Fiveways. I cover it for her if she is ill (Covid normally 3 times so far) nothing pisses me off more than a house with no number. Why? So up themselves that they don't display where they live. Twats. That and a tiny letterbox. Or one with a metal basket that you...

Maskell 2nd against Leyton Orient in the 4 all.

Cock.

Something interesting happened in July 2004 that meant you needed to be a member to read what was going on. Cant remember what but I joined anyway.

I stil cant work out why he hasnt got a hat trick. My view is from back of the North Stand, but for me Barnsey scored 3 and if CMS hadnt bundled one in would have got 4. I love Barnesy. Top player.

We'll go to Lewes though....

This thread is very funny. Thanks all.

There is an older bloke in my office that goes into a trap, and drops his trousers and pants to his ankles to give himself a bog roll cock wipe down all while leaving the door open. He does this when others are in the loo. If he is on his own he stands at the sink, drops the trousers and pants...

I might be a bit drunk as have been enjoying myself after the game. But I swear the time he put a Pompey player on his arse by simpley looking the other way was the best bit of football I have seen for years. Love the bloke, its a joy to see such skill at my club.

Is going to be f***ing brilliant.

Inded he was..... michael owen@themichaelowen I passed!!! I'm now qualified to manage at League 2 level. Anyone out there want a player manager? !!! 24 Jan michael owen@themichaelowen Final assessment tonight for my Level 3 coaching badge. I'm coaching our U14's at the academy. Fingers crossed.