Who wants to be a professional footballer?

[Les Biehn]

I do. I really, really do. I'm 27 in 2 months, what do you reckon the chances are?

 

[Beach Hut]

Nought

 

[Del Boy]

I'm 24 so you chances are lower than mine!!

 

[Les Biehn]

My 21st birthday was shit, it was that day I knew I would never play for the England U21s.

 

[Brightonian74]

I'm 31............f***!

 

[Cian]

Would barely have scraped a trial for a regional league team (which aren't even semi-pro here) if I'd not got injured; and not many teams even there are gonna sign an unfit, injured goalie whos getting progressively worse at catching stuff.

 

[Les Biehn]

I really wish I could qualify for some obscure country. What I want more than anything is a grandmother from the Cayman Islands, or Montserrat maybe. Then, I could play in the WORLD CUP (well the qualifiers anyway)

We could start our own state. I will be king and you can be my queen. We will be very rich and will nationalise 9 world class professional footballers and then we will make up the numbers

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

im 20 years old well over 6ft could do a job as a target man...

 

[Frutos]

I'm 22 years old, 6'5'' and haven't played football since I was at school, when I was a fairly decent goalkeeper (if I do say so myself).

If FDM is going, do you think I should give the club a ring?

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm in quite a tizzy myself at the thought of this glorious union and our world cup glory

 

[Munkfish]

We could start our own country!?

 

[Munkfish]

I should of read the whole thread before posting that shouldnt i

 

[Les Biehn]

I should of read the whole thread before posting that shouldnt i

 

[Les Biehn]

You could be our court jester munkers

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

we could build an island in the middle of the atalantic, join FIFA, perhaps, as we're in the atlantic, join the north american assosiation, cos they've got some shit teams in that


i'm WELL good at football, as fragmented badger can no doubt confirm, me and him were the DREAM TEAM

 

[Les Biehn]

we could build an island in the middle of the atalantic, join FIFA, perhaps, as we're in the atlantic, join the north american assosiation, cos they've got some shit teams in that


i'm WELL good at football, as fragmented badger can no doubt confirm, me and him were the DREAM TEAM

What role will you play in the Fragbiehn Kingdom?