Who wants to be a professional footballer?

[Munkfish]

Les is like a jan molby type v impressive the 1st time i played football with him the strengh of 1000 men

 

[Cian]

McGhee would!

Not sure what the knuckle-dragging element would say to an all-Irish goalkeeping force though

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What role will you play in the Fragbiehn Kingdom?

Do you need a shit 30-something ginger left-back, who's been at the same club for the last eleven years?

[That's me BTW, not Mayo]

 

[Da Man Clay]

Im in, about 6 foot 6. I can be your Mark McCammon

EDIT: looks like you already have your up front sorted, therefore I can play Centre Back.

 

[Frutos]

Can I play?

Please?

 

[Munkfish]

ill sort you out frag but only if im in the middle of you and les i the showers im not sure about centre field ask les what he would suggest

Whos going to be manager id say bech hut does a good job for ASC Strikers

 

[Les Biehn]

I will indeed be adopting the role of Midfield Dynamo, my adonis physique makes me a natural engine for the team. My building from the back makes me an ideal candidate to bring up the rear.

Frag on the wing, so I can see him running past me as I ping my balls at him from behind.

Munckers will be right back, very steady, very good reading of the game and very persistant. He will be aiming much of his ferious tackle at their winger.

Tommy will be striker, flambouant and a natural at attacking the box, even ones that have been played on a lot and are getting a bit mucky.

 

[Frutos]

Thanks, lol.

I'm best in goal, but I can be the target man as well, being 6'5'' (hmm, maybe I SHOULD ring the club, lol)

 

[Munkfish]

Les the dreams of our careers starting again could be promising 5 aside team anyone? possible 11 aside next season

 

[Les Biehn]

Les, I INSIST you go in goal, due to your top-notch ball handling skills. It would be a shame if you were not able to 'command my area'.

Munky can go right back though, our very own little Cafu I am sure

I demand to play out field. I am determined to roam around your centre circle.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i certainly recall our "right we're 6-0 down lets just stand around talking while everyone else runs about" routines


we were the mid-sussex youth league ROGUES



you on the wing, pinging your balls into my box for me to smash home

 

[Munkfish]

Les has got a great head on him centre field for sureee his arse has more spots than a cheeter so maybe he could find some lighting pace from somewere aswell

 

[Les Biehn]

So far, here are those willing to pull on the famous pink shirt of FRAGBIEHN KINGDOM:

Alex Frutos

Munky ? ? Hans

Frag Les ? Tommy Boy

DamanClay Turienzo (c)


I imagine Alex to be the model professional, always the first to training, helping to set up with a ball bag slung over his shoulder.

Hans will be dirty in the Stuart Pearce mode. Constantly doing people from behind.

Daman, will be elegant, with the stature of a great athlete. Constantly working it into the box with skill before he rams it home.