Who wants to be a professional footballer?

[turienzo's lovechild]

Tommy Boy, are you just bashing one out at the thought of you and I providing Big Fed with his ammunition?

i would love to feed him with as many balls as are humanly possible



this is gonna be the GAYEST country on earth, i demand we play in pink and cream horizontal stripes, and that our anthem is "its raining men"

 

[Da Man Clay]

So whos up for playing 11 a side next year then?

 

[Munkfish]

Could we get a few birds to join the country then we could have half time cheerleaders you can leave it to me if you like?

 

[Da Man Clay]

Ok, I give in - I was just desperate to see Les in gloves

Right, who's gonna be the talker on the pitch, our inspirational leader? Basically, who reckons they have the best ORAL skills?

Ohh, me! me!

 

[Frutos]

Looking good thus far.

If the team is playing in pink, what colour do I get for my keeper's shirt? I think a Ben Roberts-esque gold number would work.

Everyone knows that playing in gold means we're guaranteed to come first. Hmm, perhaps silver would be better...

 

[Munkfish]

Whats the formation?? we still havnt decided on a manger??

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the formation will be 2-2-6

 

[Da Man Clay]

Well, if I wasn't going to be living in Portsmouth, and I wasn't 2-3 stone overweight, then I definitely would!

Thats no excuse!

 

[Les Biehn]

Ok, I give in - I was just desperate to see Les in gloves

Right, who's gonna be the talker on the pitch, our inspirational leader? Basically, who reckons they have the best ORAL skills?

I will be taking the lead with the oral. I will be filling you all with so much of my pride it will be untrue.

 

[Munkfish]

You could run you big old badger!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I would love to feed my testicles through his digestive system - ONE BY ONE

Can you imagine the showers with Big Fed afterwards? I doubt there would be room to move!

we will not have showers, they're too unsociable, i demand a BATH, we can put bubble bath on our willy's and get fed to eat it off

 

[Les Biehn]

Alex Frutos

Munky ? ? Hans

Frag Les ? Tommy Boy

DamanClay Turienzo (c)


We still need two centre halfs and a midfielder.

 

[Les Biehn]

Yeah 2-2-6 will be good.

The manager will be.................





WANDERLEY LUXEMBURGO

I want the spirit of Justin Fashanu to manage us. I can't wait for the team talk as he waves his big black stick at us all.

 

[Da Man Clay]

To be fair, I will probably be back from Portsmouth a lot - I am still having a season-ticket for christ sake! Plus, 2-3 stone was a bit of an exaggeration.

Count me in for the 11 a side

Could be a laugh, anyone else serious about playing? I need to get seriously fit!