Who wants to be a professional footballer?

[Munkfish]

Can i be the 1st to show el abd how good my tackle is les??

 

[Gully]

Les, I am very broad minded in my outlook, I would have absolutely no problem joining Gay Utd, just as long as they were happy to have me.

Funny thing is that I don't remember meeting you, unless of course it was on Clapham Common, and it was dark, so how would I remember in any case...your honour!

 

[Redhead]

You can call me mummy, my little love beast

Can i call u my special sticky sticker buddy??

 

[Munkfish]

more like a toilet in the heart of kemp town cotteging is more of les's thing!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'll be the captain of the bath


conduct all the damp matters of the team

 

[Gully]

...umm, it has always been a dream of mine to have a cottage in the country!!!

 

[Les Biehn]

Les, I am very broad minded in my outlook, I would have absolutely no problem joining Gay Utd, just as long as they were happy to have me.

Funny thing is that I don't remember meeting you, unless of course it was on Clapham Common, and it was dark, so how would I remember in any case...your honour!

Sheffield Wednesday game with Kaz. I sat next to you for the whole game

 

[Munkfish]

Someone else who has forgotten you how are you trent

 

[Les Biehn]

Someone else who has forgotten you how are you trent

f***ing hell, I really am the most forgetable man in the world.