The official Albion v Palace build-up banter and p*ss-taking thread [Palace fans welcome]

[Shoreham Gull]

Glenn Murray, wonder if he will get a taxi to the Amex or just walk the 5 minutes from his house..

Wonderful thinking Palace top scorer is a brightonian !

Just waiting for the gay/bummer chants etc from dumb Palace fans, who are also basically calling Glenn Murray a gay bummer, cause he's a Brighton Boi .

 

[Dougie]

Yeah, I'm sure the palace players really are pleased to play in front of 13000 paying fans, plus a load of people let in for free and have fans that bang a drum and enjoy goal music. Small club players probably couldnt handle week in week out the pressure of proper atmosphere that big crowds at places like Brighton create. All the same, for them it will like drawing a Premier league side in the cup and I expect the Palace players and fans will enjoy their big day tomorrow..

Yep , I've got me balloons and face paint sorted And I'm soooo excited I can't tell you

 

[sonofanarchy]

I expect your players are looking forward to playing in front of a 28500 crowd. Must be soul destroying for the palace players to play in front of a half empty ground all season despite pushing for automatic promotion...

Still a couple of from Muzza or Phillips and you'll make them feel more at home by leaving early eh...

 

[Dougie]

Glenn Murray, wonder if he will get a taxi to the Amex or just walk the 5 minutes from his house..

Wonderful thinking Palace top scorer is a brightonian !

Just waiting for the gay/bummer chants etc from dumb Palace fans, who are also basically calling Glenn Murray a gay bummer, cause he's a Brighton Boi .

Here's me thinking he was a Cumbrian boi .

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Yep , I've got me balloons and face paint sorted And I'm soooo excited I can't tell you

Don't forget your half and half scarf too.

 

[sonofanarchy]

Don't forget your half and half scarf too.

A bi-scarf, whatever float ya boat I guess

 

[Steve Foster]

BHA v Crystal Palace - Score Predictor

Looking like a record on the predictor poll

 

[Working class pride]

Still a couple of from Muzza or Phillips and you'll make them feel more at home by leaving early eh...

Ive other plans so I wont be there, but yes people will leave early although less than last year as its a weekend. You see it happens when you get large crowds as it puts a strain on the transport, especially when its midweek. I know that crowds causing transport issues are not a problem at Palace but it is an issue at Brighton. Still there will be more than the Palace gate for us left in the ground. Must be great for fans and players of clubs like Palace to come to play in front of a large crowd for once..

 

[Dougie]

Don't forget your half and half scarf too.

Shit , I knew I'd forgotten something . I'll pick one up outside the Amex


...... I'm so full of sarcasm today and I just don't know why .

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Shit , I knew I'd forgotten something . I'll pick one up outside the Amex

Don't hang it out of your back pocket or you'll be surrounded by admirers.

 

[Working class pride]

Shit , I knew I'd forgotten something . I'll pick one up outside the Amex


...... I'm so full of sarcasm today and I just don't know why .

Dont forget your camera. I expect you can book yourself on a tour of the ground as well

 

[Dougie]

Don't hang it out of your back pocket or you'll be surrounded by admirers.

That was my plan old soggy one :safeway:
Now was it left or right side fishface ?

 

[Dougie]

Dont forget your camera. I expect you can book yourself on a tour of the ground as well

Yep , I want the full Amex experience

 

[Dougie]

I see Easters come early for the knuckle draggers !

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

That was my plan old soggy one :safeway:
Now was it left or right side fishface ?

left for dom , right for sub , wear the Albion colours for A&M , Palace colours for A&F

 

[Dougie]

left for dom , right for sub , wear the Albion colours for A&M , Palace colours for A&F

Blimey You sound like a expert soggy , is that how the nickname came about ?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Blimey You sound like a expert soggy , is that how the nickname came about ?

No , over on BBS they call all Brighton fans "gaylord Tarquins" :safeway:

 

[Glenn-Murray]

A Palace win tomorrow puts us back in the automatic promotion places.

Should get our lads even more pumped up!

 

[BensGrandad]

The Forest win at Hull was the only bad one for us today.

 

[brighton rock]

Hull loss
Watford loss
Big win for palace takes us back to 2nd
Forest pull 4 points clear makes it a massive game for Brighton could it all be over
Game on