The official Albion v Palace build-up banter and p*ss-taking thread [Palace fans welcome]

[Dowling93]

Of all weekends i've seemed to have developed flu!

 

[wunt be druv]

Why did you go to Bradford yesterday?

Barnsley then,look,I am a simple Southern Boy,all these Northern Towns,especially those beginning with "B" all mingle in to one for me,FFS,It proves how desperately down I was after ANOTHER needless defeat,please forgive me! I was only venting my spleen,I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!!

 

[The Fifth Column]

Barnsley then,look,I am a simple Southern Boy,all these Northern Towns,especially those beginning with "B" all mingle in to one for me,FFS,It proves how desperately down I was after ANOTHER needless defeat,please forgive me! I was only venting my spleen,I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!!

HA Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. From L-R I think its Lord B, Bozza & Hitony

 

[wunt be druv]

HA Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. From L-R I think its Lord B, Bozza & Hitony

View attachment 40426

Nice one,just what I was expecting,nearly cracked a smile on my wizzened old face.

 

[Dougie]

Brighton beamback from the 3-0

What a difference compared to our beam backs . We've sold over 1300 ( phallus) so the £7k fee has been covered and all the rest goes to our fabulous academy . Btw do we pay you for the beamback or the fa ?

 

[Caveman]

What a difference compared to our beam backs . We've sold over 1300 ( phallus) so the £7k fee has been covered and all the rest goes to our fabulous academy . Btw do we pay you for the beamback or the fa ?

Don't think you need to worry about our support, if you weren't so worried about us in mass, hence the poor allocation we would have sold your ground out for you rather than having thousands of empty seats.

 

[Dougie]

Don't think you need to worry about our support, if you weren't so worried about us in mass, hence the poor allocation we would have sold your ground out for you rather than having thousands of empty seats.

I'm sure you would have .

 

[Hillian1]

What a difference compared to our beam backs . We've sold over 1300 ( phallus) so the £7k fee has been covered and all the rest goes to our fabulous academy . Btw do we pay you for the beamback or the fa ?

There was no fee for the beamback, we kindly allowed it for nothing.

 

[Buster]

Lets all take the p*ss when we score tomorrow every albion fan should sing glad all over,the song that palace sing when they score that really would p*ss them off.

 

[Max Paper]

What a difference compared to our beam backs . We've sold over 1300 ( phallus) so the £7k fee has been covered and all the rest goes to our fabulous academy . Btw do we pay you for the beamback or the fa ?

You do realise that this was just one of the areas showing the beam back that day you ****ing prat

 

[COYP]

I don't get it? Palace have FAR FAR FAR more plastic fans than Albion, so it can't be that you're suggesting that.

Let me guess is this based on the stat of us having 4k at a match 2 years after having 50k at a match? I accept you might not be as bright as others so I'll try and explain this for you in small words... The match where we had 4k was due to a prearranged (that means decided before hand) boycott due to Mullery (you'll remember him, he was the shite one you lot get all excited about) becoming our manager. Glad to see that your as much of a one trick pony as the major though

 

[getofftheropes]

dodgy ground there nigel ....talking about crowds or lack of them in your case .

 

[Dougie]

There was no fee for the beamback, we kindly allowed it for nothing.

Who's getting the fee then the fl / fa ? Why do you have to be so generous to us all the time you haven't mastered the rivalry bit have you .

 

[gripper stebson]

Who's getting the fee then the fl / fa ? Why do you have to be so generous to us all the time you haven't mastered the rivalry bit have you .

You mean you're actually going to honour a fee? Blimey.

 

[Dougie]

You do realise that this was just one of the areas showing the beam back that day you ****ing prat

I knew that but wanted to show the area which was the most rowdy and raucous .

 

[Dougie]

You mean you're actually going to honour a fee? Blimey.

Yeah it's unbelievable isn't it .

 

[Hillian1]

Who's getting the fee then the fl / fa ? Why do you have to be so generous to us all the time you haven't mastered the rivalry bit have you .

The £7000 is what it costs CPFC2010 to hire the satelite trucks, one at our end and one at yours.

As for the generous bit, if it was down to me you wouldn't have got it for nothing, nor would you have got Cronx ale in the away end and would have been held back after the game.

 

[Dougie]

The £7000 is what it costs CPFC2010 to hire the satelite trucks, one at our end and one at yours.

As for the generous bit, if it was down to me you wouldn't have got it for nothing, nor would you have got Cronx ale in the away end and would have been held back after the game.

All fair points .

 

[Working class pride]

Brighton have a major trophy, Palace don't. Brighton are a proper club, with a large support whose fans stood up and were counted when it mattered. Palace well, they rely on Groupon 2 for 1 deals to get people to watch despite having a great season and their idea of fighting for their club is to send a few teenagers to get laughed out of the City. Palace are like Reading, goal music and all. That is the end of it really.

 

[Dougie]

. That is the end of it really.

Is that a promise wcp .