Party

[BHAJ]

"An experience that won't be repeated" - the bar is firmly set, just wait for his 16th.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

At least no windows were smashes. Cracking thread.

 

[Don Quixote]

Great thread! Sounds like an EPIC party.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Quality thread, thoroughly enjoyable read! Hope you don't get too much shit from the missus today mate!

 

[Dowling93]

3 Girls in his bed, Legend

 

[n1 gull]

I want to be 15 again!

 

[Jack Daniels]

Morning all

Update now the mist has cleared. Me and the other half gave up at about 1am. It got slightly worse than I thought. Easier to list:

- we have realised girls are worse than boys. most of them were properly wasted. How times change. Boys were drinking beer, girls neat vodka. We confiscated at least 10 bottles but found at least another 10 empty ones.
- estimate of attendance now 60 to 70
- carpets need replacing
- sofa in lounge collapsed
- garden needs re turfing I think
- walked in to my sons bedroom this morning and he was in bed with 3 girls laying next to him. Hmmm

Still about fifteen kids here in semi conscious state. some in the hallway, some still in the garden.

Been clearing up for two hours, and our house does not look like its ours.

The good thing is the kids all said they had the best party ever this morning. Funny that.

An experience that won't be repeated.

Thanks for the replys through the night. Kept us smiling

Amazing job. We're you drinking as well? Surely you had to be for it to have got that bad. As soon as a chair got knocked over I would have bottled it and sent them all home. About 8.45 probably.

Unbelievable tolerance.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

I woke up this morning with a completely stinking hangover, reading this thread has made my day. Hilarious.

 

[Garage_Doors]

I allowed my 16 year old daughter have a "few" friends for here 16th party.............
Money was stolen, Mobile phone was stolen, Ipod was stolen, eggs stolen and thrown at houses, front wall was pushed over,
carpets ruined.

Good luck tonight.

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Amazing job. We're you drinking as well? Surely you had to be for it to have got that bad. As soon as a chair got knocked over I would have bottled it and sent them all home. About 8.45 probably.

Unbelievable tolerance.

Just the odd one or two ;-)

House now actually quite clean, apart from the smell. Anyone who's been to Glastonbury will be familiar with that beer/mud/urine/vomit odour.

I don't know why I'm still smiling!

 

[SWCspider-man]

Your still smiling SS because when you walked into your sons room and saw him in bed with three girls, the first thought that came into your mind was 'just like his old man'

Can we all come to the next one?

 

[LukeOwen]

Great thread

 

[jevs]

Morning all

Update now the mist has cleared. Me and the other half gave up at about 1am. It got slightly worse than I thought. Easier to list:

- we have realised girls are worse than boys. most of them were properly wasted. How times change. Boys were drinking beer, girls neat vodka. We confiscated at least 10 bottles but found at least another 10 empty ones.
- estimate of attendance now 60 to 70
- carpets need replacing
- sofa in lounge collapsed
- garden needs re turfing I think
- walked in to my sons bedroom this morning and he was in bed with 3 girls laying next to him. Hmmm

Still about fifteen kids here in semi conscious state. some in the hallway, some still in the garden.

Been clearing up for two hours, and our house does not look like its ours.

The good thing is the kids all said they had the best party ever this morning. Funny that.

An experience that won't be repeated.

Thanks for the replys through the night. Kept us smiling

You sir are a f***ing legend. That was hilarious although i don't envy you at all. Did you do them all a fry-up this morning?

 

[Husty]

You sir , are bonkers. Good luck with that.

Pretty much this!

Quality thread, you really didn't see it coming though? I'm sure the wisdom of NSC could've fortold pretty much all of this.

Top marks to your son though!

PS: Did you think about calling the police?

 

[Slippery Seagull]

You sir are a f***ing legend. That was hilarious although i don't envy you at all. Did you do them all a fry-up this morning?

Stupidly I did! 60 sausages cooked.

Ps - My son has still not got up

 

[SeagullSongs]

Stupidly I did! 60 sausages cooked.

Ps - My son has still not got up

Further cementing your new (?) reputation as a cool dad and your son's reputation as a legend.

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Pretty much this!

Quality thread, you really didn't see it coming though? I'm sure the wisdom of NSC could've fortold pretty much all of this.

Top marks to your son though!

PS: Did you think about calling the police?

At one point it was going properly bonkers, so we quickly went round the crowds and started taking the booze off them. It sort of worked and within half an hour they hit the throwing up zone. If we hadn't done that I think we were heading for real trouble. I wish I had videoed it as would have made NSC gold status.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

My son has still not got up

What about the three girls?

 

[Slippery Seagull]

What about the three girls?

Sadly they left this morning....

 

[Marc1901]

Quality thread. The thing I've learnt with going to parties is only have people there that you know incase of things getting broke, stolen etc..

I haven't been to a decent party for a while and this thread has just got me in the mood!