Party

[Slippery Seagull]

Actually it is only underage to buy alcohol. "Between the ages of 5 and 17, it is legally permissible for children to drink alcohol at home or at a friend's house with the permission of a parent or legal guardian." and the Uk is the only country to have a minimum age for drinking at home.

I think you're mad having 40 kids there but better them to do it somewhere supervised and my opinion would be that as long as they stick to beer then you'll probably be ok

Thanks - that's exactly where we were in our heads.

 

[honey boy zimba]

Remember my first party ,punk band in garden ,toilet window smashed ,next doors wall pushed over ,police called ,first and last party at home good night though

 

[Slippery Seagull]

oh, dear. Got a 16yr old. Picked him up from a few house parties and heard the stories! Hope you are good with vomit!

We're in the middle of town. Foxes like the vomit......

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Remember my first party ,punk band in garden ,toilet window smashed ,next doors wall pushed over ,police called ,first and last party at home good night though

Thank god for that. Anything that goes tonight will fall short!!

 

[Aadam]

Good luck. I wish my first party was supervised. Got smashed on cider at a friends, threw up everywhere...

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Yes you all correct. I was a fool. There are forty kids out of control in my house. Oh dear god.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Yes you all correct. I was a fool. There are forty kids out of control in my house. Oh dear god.

Time to send for the NSC Battalion around to your place.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Might be a bit late now, but if you want them to behave, let them know that you're not gonna take any shit from them when they come in.

If it gets too out of hand, just tell them all to f*** off. That happened at the last party I was at. Someone got shitfaced, tried to kick down the bathroom door and everyone (about 90 of us) got kicked out and sent home.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Last party i went to (mates have some younger friends, i was bored so i tagged along) most of the people there just got shitfaced enough until they threw up, then have a fight in the street or have sex in a hedge. To cut a long story short, police were called and 3 were arrested (2 for assault, 1 for public order offence).

I wish you the best of luck....and i hope you have loads of bleach !!! Of course not for you to clear up.

 

[essbee]

I find that the game of 'Hungry Hippos' works well at these events.

I suppose you could have 4 teams of 10.

 

[Norman Potting]

Whip it out an album of photos of whey they were (a lot) younger and show it to all of their friends. Put on a nursery rhyme cd.

 

[Jam The Man]

I had my 16th birthday party at home in 1991. I asked my parents to stay away, and they obliged.
Invited 40...110 turned up..

Neighbours VW Beetle roof caved in
Garden destroyed
Fags crushed into the carpet
Blood in the bathroom
Faeces in the alleyway
Police attended
Condoms in the alleyway
Beer cans everywhere
2 x blocked toilets
1 collapsed sofa
...and chicken vodka-vents



And somehow I didn't get a bollocking! My cred went through the roof at school!

My advice? Let them have lower & mid shelf booze, but STAY and supervise!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

WKD, Smirnoff and beer. Would avoid spirits. Have some booze or you'll make him the most unpopular kid in school come Monday!

 

[Gullys Cats]

Good luck

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Right. It's kind off finished. The update is as follows:

- 50 kids turned up
- at least 20 barfed - some in the kitchen, some in the garden.
- two girls currently not conscious in my lounge
- my son was in bed for ten and is still being sick on his bedroom floor
- according to approximately 50 kids, me and my wife are the coolest parents
- every glass in the house is smashed
- some of furniture is ruined
- there are 15 kids on a tent in my garden currently causing havoc
- my wife is no longer speaking to me, as is the same with all of my neighbours
- I am properly in the doghouse

My other children are having their paties at McDonald's

Good night

 

[Broady]

Right. It's kind off finished. The update is as follows:

- 50 kids turned up
- at least 20 barfed - some in the kitchen, some in the garden.
- two girls currently not conscious in my lounge
- my son was in bed for ten and is still being sick on his bedroom floor
- according to approximately 50 kids, me and my wife are the coolest parents
- every glass in the house is smashed
- some of furniture is ruined
- there are 15 kids on a tent in my garden currently causing havoc
- my wife is no longer speaking to me, as is the same with all of my neighbours
- I am properly in the doghouse

My other children are having their paties at McDonald's

Good night

Legendary. Your son will appreciate your leniency even if other members of your family are not so forgiving.

 

[BadFish]

Right. It's kind off finished. The update is as follows:<br />
<br />
- 50 kids turned up<br />
- at least 20 barfed - some in the kitchen, some in the garden. <br />
- two girls currently not conscious in my lounge<br />
- my son was in bed for ten and is still being sick on his bedroom floor <br />
- according to approximately 50 kids, me and my wife are the coolest parents<br />
- every glass in the house is smashed <br />
- some of furniture is ruined <br />
- there are 15 kids on a tent in my garden currently causing havoc <br />
- my wife is no longer speaking to me, as is the same with all of my neighbours <br />
- I am properly in the doghouse <br />
<br />
My other children are having their paties at McDonald's <br />
<br />
Good night

Your son's reputation will be through the roof (aside from not lasting the distance and barfing in his room by 10). Hope the clean up goes well, can't wait for my kids 15th birthday!!!!

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Legend. A week of pain. A lifetime of popularity. Also you can whip this out when your sons like "ohhhhhhhh why can't I go to the drug party" and you'll be like "THE PARTY" and he'll have to give in coz he remembers his dad actually is a little bit cool deep down.

Respect

 

[StevenH]

Haha, this is a great read. Wish I could be there...

 

[dingodan]

Right. It's kind off finished. The update is as follows:

- 50 kids turned up
- at least 20 barfed - some in the kitchen, some in the garden.
- two girls currently not conscious in my lounge
- my son was in bed for ten and is still being sick on his bedroom floor
- according to approximately 50 kids, me and my wife are the coolest parents
- every glass in the house is smashed
- some of furniture is ruined
- there are 15 kids on a tent in my garden currently causing havoc
- my wife is no longer speaking to me, as is the same with all of my neighbours
- I am properly in the doghouse

My other children are having their paties at McDonald's

Good night

In the strange netherworld of teenagers, this actually means the party was a resounding success