Deep in their diamond-encrusted lair beneath the Arizona desert, the most powerful men in the world meet.
Between them, they control 99.99% of the world's wealth. So-called leaders such as Obama, Putin, Merkel and Cameron are mere puppets, who will do ANYTHING these people ask. The global recession is a diverting amusement they decided to start one weekend just, well, just because they can. They could, by flicking a switch, annihilate the planet in seconds, while they escape to their secret orbiting Earth II manmade planet. But such trivialities are forgotten, because today is the day this society has been working towards since it was created some nine centuries ago.
"Did it happen?," asks a Russian oligarch, who alone is worth $690,000,000trn.
"Yes, look."
A giant screen descends from the ceiling.
The opening ceremony of the London Olympics begins to play.
"There!"
"Where, I can't see it."
"In the corner, behind the ribbon dancers and next to the drummer from Arctic Monkeys."
And with a collective gasp of astonishment, the Illuminati see it. At last, their mission is complete. Centuries of planning are complete. Untold fortunes have been spent.
Because, there, clearly visible to the watching planet, is a toilet doorway... IN THE SHAPE OF A TRIANGLE.
"Now mankind knows our strength," breathes the scion of America's richest family, who makes the Rothschilds look like paupers. "Our work is done."
Between them, they control 99.99% of the world's wealth. So-called leaders such as Obama, Putin, Merkel and Cameron are mere puppets, who will do ANYTHING these people ask. The global recession is a diverting amusement they decided to start one weekend just, well, just because they can. They could, by flicking a switch, annihilate the planet in seconds, while they escape to their secret orbiting Earth II manmade planet. But such trivialities are forgotten, because today is the day this society has been working towards since it was created some nine centuries ago.
"Did it happen?," asks a Russian oligarch, who alone is worth $690,000,000trn.
"Yes, look."
A giant screen descends from the ceiling.
The opening ceremony of the London Olympics begins to play.
"There!"
"Where, I can't see it."
"In the corner, behind the ribbon dancers and next to the drummer from Arctic Monkeys."
And with a collective gasp of astonishment, the Illuminati see it. At last, their mission is complete. Centuries of planning are complete. Untold fortunes have been spent.
Because, there, clearly visible to the watching planet, is a toilet doorway... IN THE SHAPE OF A TRIANGLE.
"Now mankind knows our strength," breathes the scion of America's richest family, who makes the Rothschilds look like paupers. "Our work is done."
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