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[Northstander]

Taxi please........

 

[Icy Gull]

A red indian is kneeling ear to the ground.

"Whadya know" says a passing cowboy

"Stagecoach pulled by 6 horses travelling very fast" says the indian

"Hell boy that's impressive, and you can tell that just by listening to the ground" says the cowboy

"No, the bloody thing just ran over my neck" says the Indian


coat

 

[Northstander]

:thud:

 

[Yorkie]

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.

He rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.

He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.

A policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' I said 'I careered off the road.'





Ok; I've already got my coat

 

[Icy Gull]

Isn't this the shittiest jokes you know thread then ?

 

[Northstander]

Im just trying to stich my sides up again from laughing!

 

[Hunting 784561]

Two peanuts walk into a rough bar, not looking for any trouble.
Unfortunately, one was a salted.


A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."


A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman said
"Sorry we don't serve food in here."


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

 

[Northstander]

HEN........

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Bloke goes to a fancy dress party totally naked apart from a potato tied onto his penis.

The host asked him what he's come as?
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"a dictator" he replied!

Woo-Hoo!

 

[Northstander]

 

[Yorkie]

I said to the taxi driver, 'Grahams Close'.

He said, 'Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next set of lights'









Taxi

 

[Northstander]

 

[chez]

Two Parrots on a perch
One said to the other "Can you smell fish?"

 

[Icy Gull]

Two cannibals eating a clown " does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Two Parrots on a perch
One said to the other "Can you smell fish?"

I don't get that??

Or am I being fick

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I don't get that??

Or am I being fick

a perch is a type of fish too

 

[Northstander]

I thought it was to do with the "Cuttle fish" the have sticking in the cage

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

a perch is a type of fish too

I feel a bit stoopid now!

 

[Northstander]

Thats killed off this thread then....

 

[scarby]

no it's not.....


i saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah,


i tought he's trying to pull a fast one!!!