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Various speed cameras in the city have been 'bagged up' as if they're working on them. Does anyone know what the reason is? Are they now disused, or are they just lulling us into a false sense of security before unveiling some state-of-the-art meaner version? The one I'm mainly focussing on...

End fight for pound by love of country (6) ? o ? o ? o

Following the uproar over the naming of a child's toy in Sudan, Sooty has cancelled his planned tour of Jamaica this Winter.

It's taken a while, but I think I've fallen for a weathergirl.:love:

When we were waiting for Falmer news, and I wanted to cop the announcement as early as possible, I signed up for the 88442 messaging service. I now get a lot of messages that I don't want - like Wilkins' post-match comment on games that I've been to, or heard on the radio. How on earth can I...

I doubt if this'll rank with the baby seagull but... ...My friend at work has a new, and unwanted pet - a mouse that seems to have moved in now that the weather's getting worse. A cat seems to be the obvious answer, except that my friend already has two cats that show every sign of complete...

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Million goal news fit

Have a crack at this for a few minutes. 18 holes of crazy golf. miniputt I made 6 under par 1st time round.

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for...

Great night out at the Gardner last night. Sadly, the house was not full and it should've been. There was a lot of audience participation but, as with Withdean, it had to be requested by the cast on stage. I couldn't help but feel that, with a few more seats filled, the atmosphere and the...

...we won by more than a single goal?

Ok, what've you done with the Friday betting tips?

I'm off up to Crystal Palace this weekend... ...but I shan't stop 'til I've reached the National Sports Centre, averting mine eyes as I pass Selhurst Park.

Superphil appeared in my office this morning, and I didn't recognise him. Collar, tie, no hat... It had me completely fooled. I may even be able to find some business for you, SP.

For those of you that do shave. Intended for blokey face-shaving but, hey, let's say any hair removal that you want to admit to.

The War Poets, Album (I think) called 'Keeping Spiders'. I heard ace reviews but never managed to track anything down. Anyone heard of them?

Can somebody please make me a job offer. I'll consider almost anything, having just invented a new abbreviation where I am now. TGFD will forever stand for tooth-grindingly frustrating day.

What's this all about? I've ordered five copies at £4.95, and now when I look it's come down to £3.99 I hope this means they've sold so many that the marginal cost is lower. Are the Albion going to earn the same amount per CD? Attila, we need answers.

Excellent stuff. Is it me or are the musicians whose tunes I grew up with a lot more intelligent than today's mottley cru (sic)?