Sudan Teddy (joke)

[Le Premier Cru]

Following the uproar over the naming of a child's toy in Sudan,

Sooty has cancelled his planned tour of Jamaica this Winter.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

ban him

I am offended by that

 

[Marshy]

i am offended he didnt post it a week ago when it came out

 

[footychick]

 

[Le Premier Cru]

i am offended he didnt post it a week ago when it came out

Sorry - only heard it yesterday

 

[Heffle Gull]

2 weeks ago I bought a teddy for £5 and named it Mohammed. Last week I sold it for £10

Have I made a prophet?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What about Nookie! Surely he needs banning as well!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

2 weeks ago I bought a teddy for £5 and named it Mohammed. Last week I sold it for £10

Have I made a prophet?

Right, thats it, I am going to have to cut off your head Infidel!

Remember, Islam is peaceful and tolerant, and if you disagree, You too will be beheaded!

This insult to Mohammed -Peace be upon him- is completely unacceptable, if he is depicted as a wild animal that shits in the woods, how can he be respected?

Allah ul Akhbar!

 

[Trufflehound]

if he is depicted as a wild animal that shits in the woods

You mean like an al fresco pooh?

Left hand or paper do you think?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

:d:d

 

[Il Duce]

You mean like an al fresco pooh?

Left hand or paper do you think?

Are you making a joke of one of Sussex's most famous bears? You vile hatred inciting bastard. Part of my upbringing included visits to Pooh Sticks Bridge. You insult my family, my homeland, my people and my soul. I swear violent revenge against you. Blood will flow from those you hold dear! Death to those who insult Pooh!

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[Trufflehound]

Are you making a joke of one of Sussex's most famous bears? You vile hatred inciting bastard. Part of my upbringing included visits to Pooh Sticks Bridge. You insult my family, my homeland, my people and my soul. I swear violent revenge against you. Blood will flow from those you hold dear! Death to those who insult Pooh!

Face up to reality. Even Pooh had to take a dump sometimes.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You Guys...

 

[Lankyseagull]

Admiral Akhbar!

Wasn't he in Star Wars?!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Wasn't he in Star Wars?!

Yes. He is the one that looks like Ann Widdecombe.

Ann Widdecombe - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Admiral Akbar​

 

[Stat Brother]

I thought the 15 days in jail, was fair enough.
But, being deported to Liverpool must be a breach of her human rights.