Job offer

[Le Premier Cru]

Can somebody please make me a job offer.

I'll consider almost anything, having just invented a new abbreviation where I am now.

TGFD will forever stand for tooth-grindingly frustrating day.

 

[Napper]

My bathroom needs painting. Beer supplied for a day

 

[CHAPPERS]

Picking the peanuts out of my shit.

£3.50 p/h

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Quantum's the highest bidder so far.

 

[lost in london]

We need a new caseworker in our team. I can promise boredom and unfulfilled ambition coupled with mediocre pay but great hours.

 

[caz99]

i need a new job too. caseworker where?

 

[Easy 10]

Picking the peanuts out of my shit.

£3.50 p/h

Thats below minimum wage. You could be prosecuted.

 

[lost in london]

i need a new job too. caseworker where?

Legal Services Commission in London, head office customer services. Technically it's for internal candidates only, but I'm sure things can be arranged

 

[caz99]

I see. i work in legal expenses insurance at the moment.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Picking the peanuts out of my shit.

£3.50 p/h

And just how many peanuts do you eat? An hour's worth?

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

And just how many peanuts do you eat? An hour's worth?

No! But there's a lot of shit to wade through to find them.

I was more interested to know what was to be done with the peanuts once salvaged from the shit? washed, salted and .......

 

[sully]

If you're good at maths and dealing with people, and like sitting in meetings and walking round building sites, I could get you a job as a Quantity Surveyor - probably. What qualifications do you have?

 

[Gazwag]

Thats below minimum wage. You could be prosecuted.

Depends whether he can keep the peanuts

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Why pick 'em out? Whipped up with icing sugar and corn oil - peanut butter!

 

[Le Premier Cru]

If you're good at maths and dealing with people, and like sitting in meetings and walking round building sites, I could get you a job as a Quantity Surveyor - probably. What qualifications do you have?

Sounds familiar, Sully. As for qualifications, ICIOB. Sort of the same line, but with less maths.
What's the starting salary for a PM-turned-QS?

 

[lincs seagull]

And just how many peanuts do you eat? An hour's worth?

he has probably got a back log to sort

 

[pasty]

If you're good at maths and dealing with people, and like sitting in meetings and walking round building sites, I could get you a job as a Quantity Surveyor - probably. What qualifications do you have?

Can I drop the "Quan" bit and just be a Tity Surveyor?