Comical things that people shout out during the game that make you laugh...

[llugaes]

guy screaming "lbw!" during the middle of a few half-hearted "offside!" shouts when the other side pulled a goal back in a jpt tie a few years back.

 

[Rambo]

'Have a word with yourself ref'

 

[Spider]

2 I can think of:

1. When a referee was trying to boom an Albion player (I can't remember who) who had a nameless shirt on after getting blood on the original, someone in front shouted "don't tell 'im Pike!"
2. "Oh for fucks sake Brighton, not another long corner - they never work!

 

[ees complicated no?]

2 I can think of:

1. When a referee was trying to boom an Albion player (I can't remember who) who had a nameless shirt on after getting blood on the original, someone in front shouted "don't tell 'im Pike!"

calderon

 

[WeAreTheAlbion]

Crucify Him!

 

[Lord Bamber]

As an albion player was being booked for persistent fouling, Andy D'urso was pointing to the various areas of the pitch where the fouls had been committed and a comedy genius shouted "i got it wrong here, here, there, here and there!

 

[BeardyChops]

At withdean, when an opposition player walked back onto the lump jump pit cover to take a throw: 'Oi, get off our ... yellow thing!"

 

[cloud]

When we were at Gillingham, and the opposition goalie was wearing a stripey black/yellow top - "Beekeeper!"

Also, does anyone remember when Rod Thomas did a brilliant save, and got sent off as a result

 

[peterward]

Against Hartlepool at Withers next to away fans (east end)

Their centre forward goes over in the box, ref waves play on............ one of their fans jumps up and shouts "No way" in his NE accent.

Albion fan immediately shouts back "Norway,......thats in f**king Scandinavia mate"

 

[Norman Potting]

As an albion player was being booked for persistent fouling, Andy D'urso was pointing to the various areas of the pitch where the fouls had been committed and a comedy genius shouted "i got it wrong here, here, there, here and there!

From the Goldstone days, SW terrace in front of West stand, "face up Albion, face up"

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

There are 2 guys behind me, they are brilliant.

It's coming! is a good one the rest are just made up on the spot but are f***ing brilliant.

 

[Glenn-Murray]

"Fucks sake Murray!!!"

http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=7NOuojD93Wo

 

[Guy Fawkes]

During our final season back at the Goldstone when we were desperate for points and the North stand was full and so i ended up for that one game in the West stand, i was stood near the south end about level with the penalty area and after the lino gave another shockingly bad decision against us and someone shouted "oi lino, you've been doubting yourself ever since your wife asked for a threesome"

 

[Skinthead]

Early days at Withdean when Darren Freeman was playing for us, he was running down the wing (not the quickest) and the bloke in front of me shouted "Oi Freeman! your like a three year old Mondeo!!" Absolute classic.

 

[thejackal]

"Fucks sake Murray!!!"

http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=7NOuojD93Wo

 

[Southstandseagullsfan]

Some one at withers used to shout "don't blame him, he's foreign, he dosnt know the rules" when ever sandaza committed a foul

 

[BeepBeepImaJeep]

2 I can think of:

1. When a referee was trying to boom an Albion player (I can't remember who) who had a nameless shirt on after getting blood on the original, someone in front shouted "don't tell 'im Pike!"

As an albion player was being booked for persistent fouling, Andy D'urso was pointing to the various areas of the pitch where the fouls had been committed and a comedy genius shouted "i got it wrong here, here, there, here and there!

f***ing hilarious!

 

[brightonrock]

Remember Glen Little tearing Kerry Mayo a new one down our left when Reading beat us 2-0 at the Withdean a few years back. The atmosphere, even for the Withdean, was easily one of the worst I can remember. After he won a throw by the corner flag one bloke stood up in the middle of the library-like South Stand and shouted, clear as day, "He's a f***ing liar, he ain't even little!"

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

2 I can think of:

1. When a referee was trying to boom an Albion player (I can't remember who) who had a nameless shirt on after getting blood on the original, someone in front shouted "don't tell 'im Pike!"

I just lol'ed in my chair.

 

[We're the Stripes]

Sticking with the British sitcom references..

Away at Swindon last season, there was this bloke infront looking rather worse for wear who defied his drunken state by coming out with several sharp-witted classics throughout the afternoon.. the best being after Calderon had mis-kicked a clearance that trickled its way back to Ankergren, my Dad sarcastically commented "ah, a cunning Spanish back-pass" - to which the bloke instantly turned and said "He learned it from a booook", giving the Manuel hand-gestures and everything. Cracked me right up.