Comical things that people shout out during the game that make you laugh...

[Randsta]

I always hear such funny comments while @ the footy here are a selection of the gems from recently...but what have you heard that made you laugh?

Slag it
Slag him
Slag them
Slag it in
…what does that even mean?

Glenn Murrary you’re a goalscoring c**t!

Punish them, punish them!

He fell over cos he’s a little d**k

What are you doing…………. (in the same breathe ) good pass

 

[Biscuit]

"Pass it to Dicker!"

 

[NorthStandN1A]

give back to Ankergren

 

[Giraffe]

"where are we" used to be a favourite of a guy at the Goldstone. I always wondered if he'd just woken up and didn't know where he was.

My son has pointed out that at exciting moments I shout "come on" a lot. Irritatingly he's right, and now although I still do it I feel like a bit of a cock.

 

[pasty]

One of my all time faves was a few years back at Withers. During a particularly poor linesmans performance, after another dodgy offside decision went against us, a mate shouted out "Oh for fucks sake, I've got a better lino in my kitchen"

 

[TKC]

I'm sure I'll get mobbed or saying it but,

We scored 5, they scored none, Brighton take it up the bum.

That almost made me smile last night and in the cold light of day as I'm slowly calming down makes me laugh!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

"Bruce Dyer could not be more aptly named unless he was called Bruce Completelyfuckinguseless."

 

[Randsta]

My son has pointed out that at exciting moments I shout "come on" a lot. Irritatingly he's right, and now although I still do it I feel like a bit of a cock.

Guilty as well

"Oh for fucks sake, I've got a better lino in my kitchen"

Comedy gold!

 

[TKC]

One of my all time faves was a few years back at Withers. During a particularly poor linesmans performance, after another dodgy offside decision went against us, a mate shouted out "Oh for fucks sake, I've got a better lino in my kitchen"

Thats proper funny!

 

[CPFCForever]

"Bruce Dyer could not be more aptly named unless he was called Bruce Completelyfuckinguseless."

That's pretty funny

 

[TKC]

If one of our players is sythed down, in the noise of our fans you can always hear me shout "Ref! What's wrong with what then?!!"

I have no idea what I mean!

 

[Garage_Doors]

At Withdean a guy continually shouted GET INTO THEM still don't what it means.

Another one that made me chuckle when we played Grimsby the tannoy announcer asked for the owner of a Blue Mercedes to move it as it was causing an obstruction.

Someone shouted, "Mercedes ..................... obviously not a Grimsby supporter

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Two classics from the Goldstone days:-

Come on Grealish, do something magic - disappear!

And to the ref about to book Mark Farrington - Come on ref, you can´t book him for being crap!

 

[countryman]

"where are we" used to be a favourite of a guy at the Goldstone. I always wondered if he'd just woken up and didn't know where he was.

My son has pointed out that at exciting moments I shout "come on" a lot. Irritatingly he's right, and now although I still do it I feel like a bit of a cock.

Don't worry, I do it to

 

[RaphaelMeade]

remember the exeter fans singing "can your chairman bend a spoon?" when uri whatshisname was there

 

[Jameson]

The bloke near us has can only utter vowels, so we get " o, oro ee.." (translation "go, Gordon Greer") and "u i, ua ua " (translation "run it, Lua Lua") not to mention "i ow *add name of away manager*" (translation "sit down Freedman/Grayson/Dalglish... and so on). New people near our seats look variously bemused/alarmed.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

'oiiiiii (insert opponents managers name), get back in your box!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!' - from the withdean days, 2nd row block G.

Also block G, 'you can't play football tommy!'

Also block G, 'don't brick it dicky!, DON'T BRICK IT DICK!!!'

Also block G, 'Noooo Adam nooooo, oh great pass Adam!, didn't think he had it in him'

 

[Spamdrew]

at the withdean while playing Man City, someone had managed to smuggle a megaphone into the east stand and every five minutes would yell into it: "hey schmeichal! ... hey schmeichal!!". Kasper smeichal would look around after 20 seconds or so ... to hear over and over and over again "HEY SCMEICHAL ... YOU'RE SHIT"

he was escorted out at about 70 mins i think - top lad

 

[Clive Walker]

Btn v Leeds at withdean. Robert snodgrass strolls over to take a corner. "what sort of stupid name is that". Exact timing as he turns to show the back of his shirt.

 

[bridge]

Two blokes in the North stand like to shout out "suck his eyes out"!