Comical things that people shout out during the game that make you laugh...

[Thinker]

At Withdean a guy continually shouted GET INTO THEM still don't what it means.

Another one that made me chuckle when we played Grimsby the tannoy announcer asked for the owner of a Blue Mercedes to move it as it was causing an obstruction.

Someone shouted, "Mercedes ..................... obviously not a Grimsby supporter

Was 'get into them' scottish.....?

 

[Brightonfan1983]

"Bruce Dyer could not be more aptly named unless he was called Bruce Completelyfuckinguseless."

Wow that's a blast from the past! I remember that!

 

[Brightonfan1983]

This thread has made me laugh, it brings back some really good memories.

The stupider the better sometimes - us away fans pointing at a section of some ground that had been cordoned off(a la the Goldstone East Stand), singing "There's no one there..."

 

[Brightonfan1983]

"Fucks sake Murray!!!"

http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=7NOuojD93Wo

Is that Dick Knight on 24 seconds?

 

[Brightonfan1983]

There are 2 guys behind me, they are brilliant.

It's coming! is a good one the rest are just made up on the spot but are f***ing brilliant.

I do like Danny Baker telling how, when Millwall are 2-0 up with 30 mins to go, he stands up and loudly shouts "Nothing can go wrong now"!!

 

[Max Paper]

Two blokes in the North stand like to shout out "suck his eyes out"!

I know these two they sit in block A

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

My 3 favorite ones come from Swindon at home when we lost 3-2.


1) At half time "Don't worry Simon Cox has never scored at Withdean". Cox scored twice in the 2nd half.

2) "We speak English in the south" was the chant what bloke near me tried to start. To this day, I have no idea if he i)Knew where Swindon was. ii)Had any idea what he was talking about.

3) My friend was going to one of his first ever Brighton games. "You get your shoes from sportsworld" will always be remembered as the worst song in the history of the world.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Recall my mate getting surrounded in the cambridge end and they grabbed him and said "you're f'ing brighton!"
He quickly replied thay he was a uni student! "which one" the interegation went on.
St trinians he replied!"yeah i've heard of that ok mate i thought ya was brighton"

 

[Garage_Doors]

Was 'get into them' scottish.....?

As i remember it was a hint of Scottish now you mention it

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Just a couple of days ago at the Palace match:

Dad shouts: "Murray, you are a f**king Judas!".
Small boy: "Dad, what's a Judas?"
Dad: "He's the bloke that killed Caesar."

No, I couldn't believe it either, esp from a Brighton fan.

 

[Arkwright]

In the Goldstone days we where playing Everton and one of there players was getting a bit gobby.

In the excitement my Dad (God bless him) shouts "Book him for discontent".

He meant descent!

Bloke next to us replies "If that's the case the ref could book all of them".

I'll go and get my coat, I can hear the tumbleweed blowing in.

 

[grummitts gloves]

A guy with Holstein Pils specs who used to go in the North at the Goldstone would constantly shout "unload'em" when ever the opposition got the ball. A bloke in the east makes up nicknames for players, i.e. Calde = Ini, Bennett = Elly. Also if 2 of our players go for the same ball, he'll shout "one of yous".


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[Hillian1]

There is a guy in WSU whose entire repertoire is:

"Wake up Albion"
"Get stuck into them"
"I can see it" (not surprising really as we are quite high)
All followed by one of the loudest whistles known to mankind, it actually makes my ears ring.

He is good value.

 

[Box of Frogs]

In the Goldstone days we where playing Everton and one of there players was getting a bit gobby.

In the excitement my Dad (God bless him) shouts "Book him for discontent".

He meant descent!

Bloke next to us replies "If that's the case the ref could book all of them".

I'll go and get my coat, I can hear the tumbleweed blowing in.

Probably meant dissent (unless it was for continually going down).

 

[brightn'ove]

At Withdean a guy continually shouted GET INTO THEM still don't what it means.

Must have been the same wanker sat near me on Tuesday constantly shouting that, screaming "JOCKEY... JOCKEY!!!!"

He had "LEE" and the number 7 on his shirt I think.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

I remember one from the N/E terrace at the Goldstone before it was segregated for away fans. Must have been v late '60s or '70 but Freddie Goodwin was the manager. I don't remember who the opposition were either but the game was exceptionally tedious and the crowd almost silent until a loud female voice booms out with:
"Open your legs and try RUNNING O'Sullivan, nothing's going to fall out"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

"That's the Spearitt, Eddie"

 

[The_Real_SussexSeagull123]

One of my all time faves was a few years back at Withers. During a particularly poor linesmans performance, after another dodgy offside decision went against us, a mate shouted out "Oh for fucks sake, I've got a better lino in my kitchen"

nice

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

My favourite was at Withers, Leon Knight p***ing about with the ball instead of passing again, I shout "Pass the bleedin' ball Knight", just as he cracks it majestically into the top left hand corner of the net, the guy next to me just looked over and raised his eye brows and said "Thank you Mr Lawrenson"

 

[Randsta]

Another gem from the Palace game was "As long as Murrary doesn't score I'll be happy"....10 mins later