Recent content by jonnyboylennon

Hi guys, I'm trying to get hold of a DVD copy of REMF 2008. I think Everest may have filmed it but cant remember. Does anyone have a spare copy? Happy to buy or donate to the fund if you dont mind parting with it. Cheers x

How much are they again? I want TWO copies for POSTERITY :ascarf:

I used to work on the local RAG in Peterborough. Safe to say Clarky's rants were legendary among reporters. Every Friday night she'd call the office PISSED out of her face banging on about some thing or the other. Couldn;t print hardly any of what she said. I also lived next door to her for...

Max, tell that lazy BINT brutus to get the train somehwere you can pick her up from! Unless you are picking up Burchy, in which case tell that lazy little FUCKER to get the train somewhere you can pick him up from! AND borrow someone's SAT NAV. SNORTED

Wouldn't mind seeing that second goal again so I'll have one.....!

If you lot think Max will get there for 10 you are MENTAL! Mind you he probably wont make half 10 either. COS HE LOVES f***ing HAVING A LAUGH AND GUINNERS AND THAT

Can we go by other nicknames? I like calling Brett "donkey cock" and Morris "dormouse cock" You can all call me MATCHSTICK COCK

Fit* and avalable for the REMF team * by fit, I mean a fat wheezing hungover GOON Edit: Oh, Morris has already listed me. Sweet.

Can I play? I dont mind starting sub if I get a HALF with Mendoza! left wing preferably :bounce:

I'll play you runts.

Let me play this year please fatboy you :jester: xx

Its okay cos I went out with her last weekend so its not a FIRST date, and that involved ecstacy tablets and jizzing the following morning so maybe I'll just follow that formula again. Is it me or do your FARTS always smell worse when you're ill?

Right you runts Ive got a shocking cold which came on last night. I also have a DATE tomorrow night and Iwant to be JIZZING rather than SNEEZING all over her. As far as I know, vitamin C and chicken soup helps. Any other old fishwives CURES I could try tonight/tomorrow? Muchos gracias el...

I'd lay off but only so if the Saffies win I'd make £100 profit. That way your keep your loyalty to england and will be better rewarded if they do win it. If they dont a nice £100 profit will cushion the blow.

So, PCSOs cant ARREST people, and now they cant even be ARSED to TRY and help when a kid is drowning. The kid jumped in after his little sister. He was 10. TWO PCSOs felt they couldnt do the same. Makes me SICK.