You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

[Buzzer]

"Too much hatred inside you for window adornments".

Hahaha! Frigging genius.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Net curtains or not, and I'm really rather fond of net curtains, your bitterness shines through. Understandable really being that we
were the first club to beat you in your new ground in the league.
The play off defeat must've been a real pisser too.

I suppose you have to have them where you live.
Those caravans are very close together, and you dont want your brother next door peeking in watching you s******g your sister, he would get very jealous.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

So you're another new customer to football then.
Who cares about the surroundings when you love your club?
I bet you put on face paint, wear a jesters hat and use one of those clappy things don't you?

A Palace Jesterman complaining about Jester merchandise

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

And again! You're my new favourite poster. I'm genuinely creased up laughing out loud.

Oh my. I never thought I'd see the day when I get chided by a Palace fan for disliking net curtains.

This has surely got to be a new incarnation of Seaside.

 

[edna krabappel]

So you're another new customer to football then.
Who cares about the surroundings when you love your club?
I bet you put on face paint, wear a jesters hat and use one of those clappy things don't you?

About the same time you're clapping along to a nice bit of goal music.

I suppose the one good thing about this season is that you haven't had to listen to it too often?

 

[The Last Dodo]

"Too much hatred inside you for window adornments".

Hahaha! Frigging genius.

I was quite proud of that one myself.

 

[The Last Dodo]

I suppose you have to have them where you live.
Those caravans are very close together, and you dont want your brother next door peeking in watching you s******g your sister, he would get very jealous.

How rude!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

This has surely got to be a new incarnation of Seaside.

Seaside is now in a Eastbourne care home after he was diagnosed with dementia six months ago.

 

[Nibble]

So you're another new customer to football then.
Who cares about the surroundings when you love your club?
I bet you put on face paint, wear a jesters hat and use one of those clappy things don't you?

You seem to give a massive toss if your little tantrums on this thread are owt to go by.

 

[Everest]

I'm just as excited, these sound absolutely mind-blowing

Please, please put some pictures on here when the 3D badges are done, Loz!

They ordered 3D badges, this is what arrived by courier this morning.

Still not payed for though.

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

There is a house nearby mine that has a washing machine and a cracked toilet on the front lawn, rubbish always in Lidl bags overflowing over the green bin, about 4 cars in various states of dis-repair spilling onto the street and the resident lets his dog shit all over the green the houses surround and never cleans up.

Sounds like Moulsecoomb...

 

[Nibble]

Sounds like Moulsecoomb...

It does. It's not. Hampton. The shitty end of Hampton/Molesey. Not for long though. I'm actively looking for a place in Brighton again. I've had enough of Surrey.

 

[Nibble]

I do feel a bit sorry for CP supporters and this cladding debacle, it's like when you were a kid and the other kids at school were wearing something really cool and you begged your Mum to get it for you, one day you come home and there is a similar thing but from Tesco's own range. Still, chin up, we can't all be hip to the groove Daddy-o.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I do feel a bit sorry for CP supporters and this cladding debacle, it's like when you were a kid and the other kids at school were wearing something really cool and you begged your Mum to get it for you, one day you come home and there is a similar thing but from Tesco's own range. Still, chin up, we can't all be hip to the groove Daddy-o.

Thanks so much for the new trainers, Mum.

No, really, 4 stripes is fine.

 

[Nibble]

Thanks so much for the new trainers, Mum.

No, really, 4 stripes is fine.

Exactly this. We've all had it at one point in our lives.

 

[Triggaaar]

It might be a pig...but its our pig, and I would not want it any other way TBH.

While I agree with the general idea that we love our clubs, warts and all, of course you'd love a new ground.

Walking out with a quarter of the game to go and only 2 down, as your captain said in the "Argus" yesterday, that doesn't really give the players much incentive to push on does it?

We didn't go down 2-0 until the 79th minute, so that's hardly a quarter of the game to go.

Respect. You have a point, but none on Saturday. Instead of boasting about your (paid-for) ground which you don't own, how about getting behind the team that plays on it, rather than walking away in droves just to get an early train? The Spurs fans didn't against Southampton.

Spurs were only one down at half time, and were level a minute into the second half, so the comparison is pointless.

Aside from you getting your facts wrong, I thought it was poor that so many left early on Saturday. But I didn't think Palace liked to talk about attendances? Make your mind up. Regardless of many leaving early on Saturday, the fact is that more come to support us than support you.

 

[Se20]

All the NSC big hitters have joined the cladfest !!
I'm sure you're all enjoying the fact us Palace fans are totally humiliated by this thread

 

[Giraffe]

The biggest thing I take from this thread is that there are actually people out there in 2014 that think net curtains are acceptable, and like them. That has rocked me to the core.

 

[The Last Dodo]

While I agree with the general idea that we love our clubs, warts and all, of course you'd love a new ground.

We didn't go down 2-0 until the 79th minute, so that's hardly a quarter of the game to go.
Spurs were only one down at half time, and were level a minute into the second half, so the comparison is pointless.

Aside from you getting your facts wrong, I thought it was poor that so many left early on Saturday. But I didn't think Palace liked to talk about attendances? Make your mind up. Regardless of many leaving early on Saturday, the fact is that more come to support us than support you.

Attendances are the only thing you've got on us.
Even then we're more vocal/louder.
Mind you, being in the prem gives you something to shout about really.

 

[The Last Dodo]

The biggest thing I take from this thread is that there are actually people out there in 2014 that think net curtains are acceptable, and like them. That has rocked me to the core.

The world's a brighter, happier place when you've got nets.
You can stick your fancy blinds.