Your favourite 'everyday' biscuit

[Codner's Wallop]

Come the revolution you will be forced to swear allegiance to British Biscuits, I hope you dont start crying when its your turn to raise your hand and pedge the oath.

British Biscuit? Biscuit is a French word which in turn is derived from the Latin words bis (twice) and coquere, coctus (to cook, cooked), and, hence, means "twice-cooked. You must be 'crackers'?