What's your Best AUTOGRAPH?

[Easy 10]

Fernando Alonso and Giancarlo Fisichella, when they were team-mates at Renault, signed both sides of the Renault security pass I had hanging around my neck.

Alonso is a MIDGET.

 

[We Won't Be Druv]

Jon Pertwee - signed picture obtained about 2 weeks before he died.

John Frost of Arnhem Bridge.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Laurie Lee after a book reading of Cider with Rosie.

 

[Garage_Doors]

John Lydon

 

[Mowgli37]

Alan Mullery's and Dick Knight's on the same page.

 

[Return of the Rev]

strummer!

 

[Dr Q]

Aryton Senna's and Alain Prost's on pictures of their Mclarens when they were team mates, personalised to me.

 

[pauli cee]

I have an ex who has been kissed by both Barry Fry and Joe Strummer....but not at the same time.

My old mates wife had a fair few snogs with Phil Neville, ( when they were young, nothing scandalous to see here!)

 

[Frutos]

Ronaldinho.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Alan Mullery's and Dick Knight's on the same page.

My copy of We Want Falmer is signed by 28 people. But not Alan Mullery.

 

[Arkwright]

I have a strange collection of signed underpants. When I moved to Hampshire the intention was to add a Tea Shop to the Village Shop and call it The PANTry. A good friend works at The Oval and managed to get several underpants signed including Alex Stewart, Mark Ramprakash, Mark Butcher (who wrote "You make me pant"), Chirs Hollins (BBC), Shane Warne, Mark Knight and signed Freddie Flintoff T-Shirt. A friend does vehicle recovery and managed to get underpants signed by Marcus Threscothick and another friend did some gardening for Lawrence Dallaglio and he also signed a pair of underpants.
The best signed pants are from the 2005 / 6 Albion Squad which my mate I still go to games with managed to obtain.
They were all hanging on a clothes line in the Tea Room but the only problem was that they got caked in dust and you can't wash them so they now live in a box, which is sad, well except of Alex Stewart's pants which are framed.
When I worked in London and I was reading Build a Bonfire, Gordon Banks opened my old companies Wembley showroom and he signed the book, the same night I popped down to watch Whyteleafe FC playing Braintree FC and Robbie Reinelt was playing for Braintree and I nabbed him in the bar after the game and he signed the photo in the book of "That Goal".
The most bizarre signed pants are from Stuart Pearce, someone in the village knows him and he posted a pair with the message "To Paul, best wished" , strange because my name isn't Paul.

 

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Kenny Dalglish on the back of a boot cleaning rota taken from the wall of the boot room at the Goldstone by David Gipp who got it personalised with "Good Luck".
Got Cantona's at the Beach Football a few years ago.
Got Barry Rees' on the programme of the game the day before he died.
66 world cup squad on a photo, minus Bobby Moore and Alf Ramsey (but have these separately).

 

[terryberry1]

My top 3 are David Beckham, David Jason and Mike Tyson. Working at Gatwick Airport for many years i managed to get hundreds

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Ali Osman's brother

 

[AmexRuislip]

Lord Lucan's, before he stepped on to the Marie Celeste bound for Atlantis

 

[Return of the Rev]

Had most of the albion team chairman etc in one of my wedding cards

 

[SockMonster]

I got Andy Fairweather Low's autograph on one of his CD's last night at a gig.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

U.S. Open golf winner Steve Jones signed one of his balls and gave it to me

 

[Ding Dong !]

Bob Hope........signed my score card whilst waiting on one of the tees at Gleneagles.

 

[Official Old Man]

My Parents used to move in rather posh circles (trouser legs rolled up) and my Mother would take her autograph book everywhere. She got Billy Butlins signature in her book. A few years later she met Fred Pontin and asked him to sign the book. Rather than sign the next empty page he noticed Billy Butlins and signed on the back of his page.