[Humour] Wagatha Christie: Rooney v Vardy
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dejavuatbtn
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The irony is that all the money being spunked on this ‘trial’ is from us lot funding Sky TV’s coverage of the PL. That’s the criminal bit. I’m sure that Wayne Rooney and Jamie Vardy had better plans for the cash they earned.
Pevenseagull
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- Jul 20, 2003
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Anyone found a decent stream?
- Jan 3, 2012
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Oh! I'm desperately intere......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
In other words, I agree! I don't know the ins and outs of the case at all, and have absolutely no interest in finding out!
- Jan 3, 2012
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There's a nice little one running through near where I live called the Monk's Brook. I saw a kingfisher by it once.
I have just read the mail on line re this case . It is hilarious. It describes Wayne as an overweight bouncer wishing he was down the pub . Vardys wife sounds a nasty piece of work . I guess they will all get their money back by writing books.
While the DM of course loves to peddle extreme comparisons to stir up indignation, I do admit this one got a "yeah, fair point" from me – they compared the Wagatha Christie circus with that BBC podcaster/journalist who's managed to raise 3.3m for cancer research from her deathbed over the past couple of days: as if the likes of Rebekah Vardy would ever put their time, profile and money towards something similarly useful and altruistic, rather than this petty, self-absorbed world of WAG "tabloid stories" that she instead devotes her time on this planet to.
BadFish
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Does it have visible otters?
schmunk
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Or the even rarer, invisible otters?
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Hard to envisage a win for team Vardy in this one. The Dog Ate My Homework only works up to a point. The unbelievable unavailability of just about every scrap of virtual evidence is peurile 
crodonilson
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Hard to envisage a win for team Vardy in this one. The Dog Ate My Homework only works up to a point. The unbelievable unavailability of just about every scrap of virtual evidence is peurile
My particular favourite is Vardy in the witness box - answering a question with 'If I'm being honest' which the QC responded 'you are in the witness box, I should hope all your answers are you being honest'
ConfusedGloryHunter
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Invisible otters are not rare at all. For example there are four in my office right now and seven on the lawn outside.
schmunk
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I'm pretty sure my dog's just chased one.
ConfusedGloryHunter
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- Jul 6, 2011
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Well, they're rare around here - I've NEVER seen one.
Get yourself a can of spray paint (any mainstream brand will do) and spray it randomly around the room, that is how I catch the blighters.
Icy Gull
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True, I also find tearing up newspapers on the Underground keeps elephants away. Since I started doing this I haven't seen one, I get some strange looks though.
ConfusedGloryHunter
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That explains the delays on the Bakerloo line...
AmexRuislip
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Has she never heard of the lead singer of the Monkees - or David Bowie who had to change his surname from Jones to Bowie because there was already a Davy Jones. The lead singer of the Monkees Davy Jones that is, not the fella whose locker ended up at the bottom of the ocean.
(I'm not sure Mrs Vardy or Mrs Rooney would be able to cope with that. Far too complex for their pitifully tiny brains)