Valentines Day

[Herr Tubthumper]

Back to the GastroPub place we had our first date.

I took my wife for a pint in the Heart and Hand and then to the Freebutt to see Selfish ****. We have never looked back.

 

[Triggaaar]

Got to ask, How old is she?

"Why were all those damn pubs showing the rugby?" I said while she lost herself with emotion to the music, tears streaming down her face.

I always love your sweet posts about your home life. Do you have a twitter account we can follow?

 

[Kumquat]

I always love your sweet posts about your home life. Do you have a twitter account we can follow?

No. I've been contemplating one though. Something to do while she's in the bathroom.

 

[Triggaaar]

No. I've been contemplating one though. Something to do while she's in the bathroom.

Whether it's just you, or a spoof account like fat sam (more like Casanova).

 

[Silk]

What are your plans?
Got something nice lined up for you and your partner?
Are you single but got your eye on that lucky lady or fella?
In which case will you be doing the "from your secret admirer" thing?
Or do you think it's a load of commercial Bollocks?

the latter.

 

[brightonmark1234]

nothing on my own and no girlfriend and no girl wants me .

 

[Hillian1]

nothing on my own no girlfriend so i am not happy .

Enjoy it mark, one day you'll be as miserable as the rest of us.

 

[brightonmark1234]

Enjoy it mark, one day you'll be as miserable as the rest of us.

saves money

 

[Mackenzie]

I got her a Blackburn scarf, she was thrilled.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

we went to stamner park for a picnic during her lunch break, later we're having dinner with a group of friends before heading out for a few drinks

oh, and i did the textbook "ask the best friend what flowers she likes" so it's not my fault if they're shit

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

What are your plans?
Got something nice lined up for you and your partner?
Are you single but got your eye on that lucky lady or fella?
In which case will you be doing the "from your secret admirer" thing?
Or do you think it's a load of commercial Bollocks?

yeah, i've spent £80 on a meal and stared at the wall for an hour
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Enjoy it mark, one day you'll be as miserable as the rest of us.

WOOOOOOOAH, I'M A HAPPY BUNNY mate
regards
DR

 

[Willy Dangle]

Just gonna take the wife up the Amex.

Seriously, we can sit in the car facing the stadium and she can wank me off. Might buy her a kebab on the way back.

 

[pasty]

Spent the day in The Princess Royal having an op on my nose.

 

[Soulman]

Well for a start people give that lucky lady in your life the gift of life and not shoot her dead

Roses are red, violets are glorious.
Don't try and sneak up on Oscar Pistorious!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

WOOOOOOOAH, I'M A HAPPY BUNNY mate
regards
DR

This, along with your other post, I presume you've had a shite evening.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Just gonna take the wife up the Amex.

Seriously, we can sit in the car facing the stadium and she can wank me off. Might buy her a kebab on the way back.

I believe wanking off is only a portion of chips these days, oral at least for a kebab and if she wants garlic sauce tell her to get her thumb out she'll know what we mean.

Course if you've got the time and stamina for it you could offer her the mixed grill but it depends if you can stomach that much time alone with her these days?

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Just gonna take the wife up the Amex.

Seriously, we can sit in the car facing the stadium and she can wank me off. Might buy her a kebab on the way back.

I believe wanking off is only a portion of chips these days, oral at least for a kebab and if she wants garlic sauce tell her to get her thumb out she'll know what we mean.

Course if you've got the time and stamina for it you could offer her the mixed grill but it depends if you can stomach that much time alone with her these days?

 

[Silk]

Just gonna take the wife up the Amex

Take her up the what? Never heard it called that before...oh

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

this, along with your other post, i presume you've had a shite evening.

really
regards
DR

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this, along with your other post, i presume you've had a shite evening.

really
regards
DR