Valentines Day

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

What are your plans?
Got something nice lined up for you and your partner?
Are you single but got your eye on that lucky lady or fella?
In which case will you be doing the "from your secret admirer" thing?
Or do you think it's a load of commercial Bollocks?

 

[Puppet Master]

Gonna treat meself to a new wank sock

 

[albion534]

It's my birthday and my girlfriend is down from Uni on Friday morning, going ice skating at the pavilion Friday and out getting drunk Saturday

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Call me old fashioned but i think it's for the "special" "other" out of reach,out of bounds,Girl that you would if you could but you can't,but might,one day,who knows,so don't rule anything out...

But wifey will get a turkish delight or something...............me? probably a Mars bar

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My last relationship broke down a year ago tomorrow. A cause for celebration as she underestimated me (I hope).

 

[Puppet Master]

Call me old fashioned but i think it's for the "special" "other" out of reach,out of bounds,Girl that you would if you could but you can't,but might,one day,who knows,so don't rule anything out...

But wifey will get a turkish delight or something...............me? probably a Mars bar

She might let you eat it out of her you know what?

 

[El Sid]

M&S dine in for 2 - with an extra sausage for the missus.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

What are your plans?
Got something nice lined up for you and your partner?
Are you single but got your eye on that lucky lady or fella?
In which case will you be do the "from your secret admirer" thing?
Or do you think it's a load of commercial Bollocks?

 

[rdigs24]

totally skint this year. am I a tightass for buying a card and box of chocs? as last yr treated the better half to 2 tickets to the phantom of the opera.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

She might let you eat it out of her you know what?

Could double up with the mars bar,second thoughts...maybe i could melt that over her thruppeny's

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totally skint this year. am I a tightass for buying a card and box of chocs? as last yr treated the better half to 2 tickets to the phantom of the opera.

better than a Turkish delight..

 

[Stevie Boy]

absoluety f*** all as the wife left me last feb 16th

 

[Puppet Master]

Could double up with the mars bar,second thoughts...maybe i could melt that over her thruppeny's

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better than a Turkish delight..

LAD

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

LAD

Where do i get the "socks" best have a reserve if all else fails,or she has a migrane..

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

M&S dine in for 2 - with an extra sausage for the missus.

An extra sausage for the Missus? So your missus is Ernest then?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Could double up with the mars bar,second thoughts...maybe i could melt that over her thruppeny's

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better than a Turkish delight..

You Dirty, filthy get Gold, I'm disgusted with you.
Fancy meeting up tomorrow night?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

An extra sausage for the Missus? So your missus is Ernest then?

Sauce? Can't be casting aspersion's like that..

 

[Puppet Master]

Where do i get the "socks" best have a reserve if all else fails,or she has a migrane..

I've got a spare. It can double up as a hockey stick if need be.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

You Dirty, filthy get Gold, I'm disgusted with you.
Fancy meeting up tomorrow night?

Bring you missus and i might,actually,i'm due some overtime,i;ll tell her(mine) i am working late,then the cars playing up and bring one of my girlie friends

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I've got a spare. It can double up as a hockey stick if need be.

Brilliant..

 

[El Sid]

An extra sausage for the Missus? So your missus is Ernest then?

I'm talking "BLUTWURST", not chipolata.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I'm talking "BLUTWURST", not chipolata.

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