Today is my first day of signing on........

[Simster]

It's f***ing qualla this is. hb&b up in court and his own soliticor will be siting him being "a pathetic inadequate" as to reasons why he lied on a message board about the fact he really truly is seeking employment and why the court shouldn't believe what he originally typed on here.

Not unlike that Shannon Mathew's gimpish step father/uncle fella.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

It's f***ing qualla this is. hb&b up in court and his own soliticor will be siting him being "a pathetic inadequate" as to reasons why he lied on a message board about the fact he really truly is seeking employment and why the court shouldn't believe what he originally typed on here.

Not unlike that Shannon Mathew's gimpish step father/uncle fella.

I have seen some similarities between my self and Karen Matthews today which have shocked me, she signs on and never misses Jeremy Kyle ......I haven't slept with so many men though.

 

[Gazwag]

Not unlike that Shannon Mathew's gimpish step father/uncle fella.

Michael Dovonan

Hove B&B

 

[Deleted User X18H]

He (Donovan) is the same age as me maybe a bit older but he has hardly any teeth and learning difficulties ...............I have lots of teeth!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

He (Donovan) is the same age as me maybe a bit older but he has hardly any teeth and learning difficulties ...............I have lots of teeth!!

You might have lots of teeth but didn't mention the dyslexia

 

[Deleted User X18H]

You might have lots of teeth but didn't mention the dyslexia

But you appear to know already I get told off I go ON AND ON about things

 

[bhaexpress]

Because i my relentless approach to getting work I start again on Monday morning. It's nothing great but it'll get me through until January. To those who are trying, just persevere.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

AVS don't go yet the Job Number is' WRT16085 Executive Officer 'the closing date has been extended

Just missed this post cos had to leave, but thanks for this. I asked the man in Job Centre and he said the applications had closed for this round, but there would be more in the new year so to keep checking

No stress for me down there apart from there being no staff to do the meet and greet thing, and about 20 people waiting. Had to wait 15 mins past my sign on time but was only there 10 mins or so

I'm also going to look into whether this is a national recruitment drive as I will be moving to Surrey to live with my bf in the summer, or before, if I find something. I am hoping to use my 20 years finance experience in an advisory capacity now and do an OU course alongside it in Mental Health/Psychology, so working for DWP would be good experience for that imo

And Nibble - I am not dole scum or whatever phrase you used! Thanks HB&B for sticking up for me on that too

 

[bhaexpress]

Just missed this post cos had to leave, but thanks for this. I asked the man in Job Centre and he said the applications had closed for this round, but there would be more in the new year so to keep checking

No stress for me down there apart from there being no staff to do the meet and greet thing, and about 20 people waiting. Had to wait 15 mins past my sign on time but was only there 10 mins or so

I'm also going to look into whether this is a national recruitment drive as I will be moving to Surrey to live with my bf in the summer, or before, if I find something. I am hoping to use my 20 years finance experience in an advisory capacity now and do an OU course alongside it in Mental Health/Psychology, so working for DWP would be good experience for that imo

And Nibble - I am not dole scum or whatever phrase you used! Thanks HB&B for sticking up for me on that too

That's true, you've never had to resort to washing up to make a living. Signing on is a fact of life for many these days but it's sometimes quite astonishing as to how ignorant of the situation so many people are.

 

[Uncle C]

That's true, you've never had to resort to washing up to make a living. Signing on is a fact of life for many these days but it's sometimes quite astonishing as to how ignorant of the situation so many people are.

Well Inbred is doing his best to educate the masses.

Lets refresh what have I learnt today.

You can sign on for Job Seekers Allowance when you have no intention of getting a job and you get paid loads of dosh.

All sounds quite straightforward really.

 

[Nibble]

well anyway, good luck to those looking for work. Tip: The Wired Sussex website has a great directory of hundreds of companies in Sussex covering about 50 differant industrys. it lists the company, address, website, email and contact name for thousands of companies. A great resource for sending CV's to companies. really useful.

 

[bhaexpress]

Well Inbred is doing his best to educate the masses.

Lets refresh what have I learnt today.

You can sign on for Job Seekers Allowance when you have no intention of getting a job and you get paid loads of dosh.

All sounds quite straightforward really.

Glad somebody was paying attention.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

you gotta laugh

Claimants will face lie tests (From The Argus)

 

[Lord Bracknell]

you gotta laugh

Don't worry. We have been.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I meant with me !!!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

...

 

[Fazz62]

-I have received two texts and an Email advising 80% of large dept at previous employer to be let go/ redundant by year end STATUTORY ONLY

HB&B

Did that make you smirk??

 

[Deleted User X18H]

HB&B

Did that make you smirk??

Very clever Fazz. I am afraid to say yes it did!!! I know that's bad

 

[Uncle C]

-I have received two texts and an Email advising 80% of large dept at previous employer to be let go/ redundant by year end STATUTORY ONLY

And all those extra people will be looking for the same jobs as you. Luckily for them, their CVs dont say 'sacked'.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

:thud: