Tesco Burgers

[Postman Pat]

Just been to check my tesco burgers in the fridge......................................and they're off

Happening a lot today. See posts 18, 32, 39 & 54........

 

[piersa]

Happening a lot today. See posts 18, 32, 39 & 54........

didn't take the time to read the rest. I apologise and will flog myself thrice fold.

 

[Wilko]

Heh, guess what, I have got a really good new joke about this.

Just been to check my burgers in the freezer and they're off. Pretty good huh?





What?

 

[Postman Pat]

didn't take the time to read the rest. I apologise and will flog myself thrice fold.

Not a flogging offence, punishment is a double decker Tesco Shergar burger......

 

[piersa]

Not a flogging offence, punishment is a double decker Tesco Shergar burger......

You cook it, i'll eat it, with chilli sauce. I have no problem with horse burgers.

 

[Nibble]

I'd love to try horsemeat. Most meat tastes good. You don't want to be eating animals that are carnivorous though, bugs and stuff in their system or scavengers for the same reason. For example I'd be killing and eating seagulls if they didn't root around in bins and eat junk (and they are protected) so horses are fine to eat.

 

[Trufflehound]

Just been to check the veggie bean burgers in my freezer. They're non-runners...

 

[mistahclarke]

Just phoned Tesco's to enquire on the price of their burgers. They gave me 14/1...

 

[8ace]

I'd love to try horsemeat. Most meat tastes good. You don't want to be eating animals that are carnivorous though, bugs and stuff in their system or scavengers for the same reason. For example I'd be killing and eating seagulls if they didn't root around in bins and eat junk (and they are protected) so horses are fine to eat.

Do you eat fish

 

[16bha]

What's all the fuss about, Hamburgers have always had horse in! Even the word "HAMBURGERS" is an anagram of "SHERGARS BUM".

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Re: Telco Burgers

Funny seeing 'alarmed' and 'disgusted' parents NOW considering what to feed their children. What did they expect from dirt cheap pre-packaged fast food?

 

[Butch Willykins]

if you don't like the burgers then try the meat balls...........They're the dogs bollocks.

 

[R. Slicker]

Telco Burgers

You should try the economy meatballs.
They're the dogs bollocks.

Edit. Bugger.

 

[mistahclarke]

 

[Guinness Boy]

Just been to check my tesco burgers in the fridge......................................and they're off

Is this Groundhog Day?

 

[Soulman]

 

[Soulman]

 

[looney]

I suspect foal play.

 

[Worthingite]

Reports are that a low budget supermarket are now renaming theirs "My Lidl Pony Burgers"

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

After a bad sales week, Tesco have tried to turn back the clock by recruiting an old celebrity chef.
Not sure The Galloping Gourmet was the right choice though.