Tesco Burgers

[Postman Pat]

 

[8ace]

BREAKING NEWS Tesco veggie burgers have been found to contain traces of uniquorn!

 

[User removed 4]

TESCO-would expect stock to trade down initially this morning, but not furlong

 

[User removed 4]

Reading the label on these Tesco burgers.... it turns out they're fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar

 

[Norman Potting]

..Does this thread take the record for the number of puns (some of them quite good). I have eaten burgers in France, I wonder what was in them. Rationally if you are happy eating meat what is the problem with eating horse?

 

[Kumquat]

..Does this thread take the record for the number of puns (some of them quite good). I have eaten burgers in France, I wonder what was in them. Rationally if you are happy eating meat what is the problem with eating horse?

My girlfriend is quite partial to choking trojan.

 

[Bold Seagull]

..Does this thread take the record for the number of puns (some of them quite good). I have eaten burgers in France, I wonder what was in them. Rationally if you are happy eating meat what is the problem with eating horse?

Food labelling is the issue here. It could have been pork, chicken, whatever, but if a retailer sells you something that says 'beef' on the label, you don't expect it to contain a range of other meats.

That it's horse that isn't culturally within our diet, makes it all the worse.

 

[Trufflehound]

I like horse meat. Why more people don't eat it is a Mister Ed to me.

 

[Norman Potting]

I like horse meat. Why more people don't eat it is a Mister Ed to me.

and a further for the gratuitous Bonzo reference in your signature!

 

[Kumquat]

I always thought Tescos burgers were pony myself.

 

[skipper734]

I spose the ones with pork in are proper Hamburgers!

 

[PriapismBoy]

Had a Tesco beef burger for lunch.It gave me the trots.

 

[Winker]

Horse meat is similar to cow meat - it just has a bit more of a kick!

 

[Wozza]

Just checked mine in the fridge......

And their off

Wow. Just, wow.

 

[Questions]

I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of people would be quite happy eating horse meat in their burgers.
Maybe a Gallop Poll ?

 

[Pavilionaire]

And all because somebody's been FOALING around in the factory.

 

[jimhigham]

Please feel free to share. I'd quite like to be part of an internet meme

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

By the way , does anyone know the whereabouts of Fran Sandaza ?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Telco Burgers

 

[piersa]

Just been to check my tesco burgers in the fridge......................................and they're off