NUFC1892
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Somone on my FB uploaded that, I wouldn't put my hand that close to a spider, not a chance.
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Somone on my FB uploaded that, I wouldn't put my hand that close to a spider, not a chance.
Albumen
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Nope, I'm scared of flying but would happily lie down as hundreds of house spiders crawl over me. What would kill me? Probably neither.
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Deleted User X18H
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We had a false widow in the house 4 years ago when the mrs was pregnant we shit oursleves. I caught it and the Booths said they would pop round for it. But they didn't so I let it go. f***ing frightning it was.
Billy the Fish
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Yep, had three of these big black bastards in the last week. Bloody quick they are, I proper shit myself when they run at me. Luckily for them I hold some buddhist beliefs so they geterally get to live, but they do get chucked out the nearest window.
porkdog
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Yep, had three of these big black bastards in the last week. Bloody quick they are, I proper shit myself when they run at me. Luckily for them I hold some buddhist beliefs so they geterally get to live, but they do get chucked out the nearest window.
That's them. Quick is not the word
Albumen
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Well done for letting it go. I had someone from the Theridiidae family in my kitchen window for about 6 months. She was huge.
footychick
Nicola
I can't kill them though
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Deleted User X18H
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A false widow can give you a nasty nip and make you feel proper poorly and could serious for the very young or unborn child (if the mother was bitten)
Albumen
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Indeed, of course it's fine for ladies to be scared of them.
Most are but mine isn't. She's got a huge female house spider roaming her lounge at the moment. It's great.
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Deleted User X18H
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Well the Mrs was preggers and on about karma and such like. I had to catch it and to be honest if it had got lairy I would have stamped on it. A bee got caught in one of my kids toys last year and went f***ing mental trying to get out, I threw the while contraption in the garden in the end as I knew if I had extracated it manually it might have gone for me. Do Bees do that?
I tend to relocate them outside if they are running about my drum. Either the upturned glass and letter or the cupped hand method depending on the particular spider.
Eric Potts
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Shotgun or napalm for me , I'm afraid
willow147
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Be careful, they're out looking for a mate.
We've had a few mahoosive ones in the past week, the latest was tonight hiding behind the toilet door - scared the life out of my young daughter
We've had a few mahoosive ones in the past week, the latest was tonight hiding behind the toilet door - scared the life out of my young daughter
Sam Ovett
The New Manager Bus
But they have 8 legs! :irrationalfear:
Kazenga <3
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I don't mind spiders with the bigger bodies and small legs as long as they are smaller than my thumbnail. Anything with long legs I shit a brick and the collins french dictionary comes out if the spider is above the dog's eyeline.
Albumen
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Somone on my FB uploaded that, I wouldn't put my hand that close to a spider, not a chance.
Sweet jesus thats not even big!