RIP Keith Floyd

[The Spanish]

if that is your feeble attempt at posting in a " cockney" accent , then im afraid you are revealing that you really are a country yokel , you bumpkin, by using egg and chips , " 2 pie and double mash loads of liqour" would be the order any self respecting south londoner would place, but being a bit of a hayseed you wouldnt know that .

he would probably ask if the chilli vinegar was balsamic, like the Mandelson guacamole legend.

 

[User removed 4]

Surely it's "Poi and maahhhsh wiv lahhhhds a lickah!"?

give up mate, its not working .

 

[Ditchboy]

if that is your feeble attempt at posting in a " cockney" accent , then im afraid you are revealing that you really are a country yokel , you bumpkin, by using egg and chips , " 2 pie and double mash loads of liqour" would be the order any self respecting south londoner would place, but being a bit of a hayseed you wouldnt know that .

Grammar and spelling all in place, quickly checked in my dictionary/thesaurus twofer, free with my subscription to the undergrond 'I'm a cock' periodical, which, incidentally, tucks away nicely in my Nonce Air manbag.

 

[User removed 4]

Is Danny Dyer your hero?

still not working,for gods sake man ,stop !

 

[The Spanish]

I quite like James Martin...

yeah unfair. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time in my memory bank of celebrity chefs.

I meant the fat paddy, Corrigan, if I can have another go.

 

[User removed 4]

Grammar and spelling all in place, quickly checked in my dictionary/thesaurus twofer, free with my subscription to the undergrond 'I'm a cock' periodical, which, incidentally, tucks away nicely in my Nonce Air manbag.

well done , straight out of the common as mook "comedy" manual.

 

[The Spanish]

Grammar and spelling all in place, quickly checked in my dictionary/thesaurus twofer, free with my subscription to the undergrond 'I'm a cock' periodical, which, incidentally, tucks away nicely in my Nonce Air manbag.

hahaha Nonce Air manbag!

lol pmsl smileys thumbs up etc etc

 

[Common as Mook]

he would probably ask if the chilli vinegar was balsamic, like the Mandelson guacamole legend.

I don't know where this food snob label has come from?

Just because I might hold views a little left from you does that now make me a vegetarian shoe wearing food nonce?

 

[Common as Mook]

still not working,for gods sake man ,stop !

It's not going to be Tamar Hassan as he is far to Muslim sounding for you.

Ray Winstone?

 

[The Spanish]

I don't know where this food snob label has come from?

Just because I might hold views a little left from you does that now make me a vegetarian shoe wearing food nonce?

No its just a joke mate. Simplester says I only eat beans and chips, I get it too.

I tell you what though I am having pie and mash for my lunch now, guaranteed.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

I don't know where this food snob label has come from?

Just because I might hold views a little left from you does that now make me a vegetarian shoe wearing food nonce?

exactly - Boris Johnson swears by pie and mash, he will eat nothing else

 

[Ditchboy]

well done , straight out of the common as mook "comedy" manual.

I left a spelling mistake in for you to wank over. You disappoint me.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Out of Interest Butch and Sundance...who's in the "right on clique"?

This is an epic thread btw. keep it up.

 

[User removed 4]

I don't know where this food snob label has come from?

Just because I might hold views a little left from you does that now make me a vegetarian shoe wearing food nonce?

i dont know about food snob, but you certainly deserve an " i'll join in the baiting happily but run away crying to mummy when i get some back" label.

 

[Common as Mook]

Out of Interest Butch and Sundance...who's in the "right on clique"?

This is an epic thread btw. keep it up.

I am, I am!! :yahoo:

RIGHT-ON!

 

[Common as Mook]

i dont know about food snob, but you certainly deserve an " i'll join in the baiting happily but run away crying to mummy when i get some back" label.

They should make a cartoon character out of you.

Maybe you should get the egg for your shoulder to go with that mountain of chips.

 

[User removed 4]

Out of Interest Butch and Sundance...who's in the "right on clique"?

This is an epic thread btw. keep it up.

you are hovering round the edge dippng a toe in , come on commit yourself.

 

[The Spanish]

I am, I am!! :yahoo:

RIGHT-ON!

I think of you more like D'Argtagnan, not quite on the firm. Does MoH have you in his iPhone?

 

[User removed 4]

They should make a cartoon character out of you.

Maybe you should get the egg for your shoulder to go with that mountain of chips.

what the f*** does it take to get through to you

Y O U A R E N O T F U N N Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Large One]

Out of Interest Butch and Sundance...who's in the "right on clique"?

This is an epic thread btw. keep it up.

It's getting towards that status - still just bubbling under to use a cooking metaphor.

I've come to this one late, but I'm going to keep tabs on it now - just to see if a watched pot really does boil...

Carry on, ladies.