Rio Ferdinand wants to be the first Black James Bond

[KZNSeagull]

I'm seeing Garth Crooks in the Blofeld role, with Peter Crouch guesting as Jaws, Fernando Torres as Pussy Galore and Luis Suarez as Nick Nack.

Can I nominate Ashley Cole as the villain who tries to encase Bond in a frozen dairy product surrounded by chocolate.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

He already did his screen test...confronted by a spotty teenage villain in a silly hat rio...aka 007 bravely stood his ground,behind Joe Hart ,shouting "what what?" at the pitch invading Man City muppet

 

[Zebedee]

Rio = James Bond?

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I can't think of any other footballer whose self image is as far from reality as Duckface Ferdinand.