Rio Ferdinand wants to be the first Black James Bond

[Soulman]

Ashley Young could be the stunt double, and Rooney could kop off with Dame Judie Dench.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The Daily Mail readers would have kittens. I seem to remember them going crazy over the suggestion that (incorrectly) Miss Moneypenny was to be played by a black actress.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm liking the black footballer as Bond. I suggest Fabrice Muamba in "You Only Live Twice".

 

[beorhthelm]

If there is to be a black James Bond, then this is the guy it should be

you say that... but he's too large, too imposing, too bold. he wouldnt fit the character of Bond at all. ( i know they adjust the character to suit but that would be too much )

the joke of all this is that we should want a "black bond". why cant we simply enjoy a white Bond and other characters that are black from their conception?

 

[T soprano]

you say that... but he's too large, too imposing, too bold. he wouldnt fit the character of Bond at all. ( i know they adjust the character to suit but that would be too much )

the joke of all this is that we should want a "black bond". why cant we simply enjoy a white Bond and other characters that are black from their conception?

Racist

 

[Bladders]

Gary Wilmot gets my vote

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Gary Wilmot gets my vote

Yes. He could do his frank spencer or a medley from the musicals to distract scaramanga as he pulls the lever for the big shark tank.

 

[Bladders]

Yes. He could do his frank spencer or a medley from the musicals to distract scaramanga as he pulls the lever for the big shark tank.

That was Stromberg in the Spy who loved me

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

How about Ashley Cole - he's an unprincipled womaniser with a fairly high opinion of himself

 

[The Truth]

Even Paul Scholes would do a better job as a black james bond.

 

[desprateseagull]

Colin Salmon - done some supporting parts in the Bond movies, and was a badass in Resident Evil if i recall (before he got sliced..)

Failing that, Samuel L MuvvaLuvva Jackson.

 

[red star portslade]

Robbie Savage is going to be the first White SHAFT........You dig

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

"Bond ! You're late for your drugs test!"​

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Only if Jim Carey gets to play Martin Luther King Jnr.

 

[Bwian]

. He would certainly need elocution lessons.

Don't you mean electrocution sessions?

 

[Badger]

"You expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond, I expect you do dive"





....I'll get my coat

 

[topbanana36]

How would he go in the live and let die remake.

 

[KZNSeagull]

I'm seeing Garth Crooks in the Blofeld role, with Peter Crouch guesting as Jaws, Fernando Torres as Pussy Galore and Luis Suarez as Nick Nack.

Suarez would be ideally suited as an extra that gets shot in the background when no-one is firing in his direction or falls over a balcony when there is no-one near him.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Won't happen for Rio. He'd 'forget' to turn up at the screen test and go shopping instead.