Rio Ferdinand wants to be the first Black James Bond

[red star portslade]

Not really sure how i feel about old camel face putting his hat in the ring for the next Bond. But i'm going to put him forward for the first black Joseph Goebbels

 

[beorhthelm]

 

[edna krabappel]

I can think of several black actors that would be a billion light years ahead of that pillock in the queue to be James Bond.

 

[8ace]

Not really sure how i feel about old camel face putting his hat in the ring for the next Bond. But i'm going to put him forward for the first black Joseph Goebbels

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[Rambo]

That man really is a cock of the highest order isn't he!

 

[1066gull]

There will be a black Doctor one day in Doctor Who and there will one day be a female Doctor. They have to. He is a timelord and it is written in the script that he can change to anything he chooses. The Master once changed to an option that was not of human appearance. Anyone who thinks otherwise is racist and sexist.

 

[littlehampton seagull]

he is half white

 

[littlehampton seagull]

There will be a black Doctor one day in Doctor Who and there will one day be a female Doctor. They have to. He is a timelord and it is written in the script that he can change to anything he chooses. The Master once changed to an option that was not of human appearance. Anyone who thinks otherwise is racist and sexist.

female doctor would be good

 

[The Modfather]

Why doesn't he just stick to what he is good at....


...making a twat of himself on twitter

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

he is neither attractive (not that i can judge, being a heterosexual male) enough, articulate enough, or have a suave enough manner. He would certainly need elocution lessons.

 

[Soulman]

Why doesn't he just stick to what he is good at....


...making a twat of himself on twitter

Spot On.

 

[Albumen]

Not with those lips.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Oh remind which Bond film has that famous scene in which our poison-shoelaced spy hero is knocked unconscious with a tuppence.

 

[Dusty_Fryer]

He could play a black Jonathan King. Still, in my opinion, I'd rather he played a black James Bond than omniscient turtle-face, Garth Crooks.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

This guy Adrian Lester from Hustle should be the first black James Bond

One mighty Cool dude !!!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

QUOTE=Meade's Ball;5421431]Oh remind which Bond film has that famous scene in which our poison-shoelaced spy hero is knocked unconscious with a tuppence.[/QUOTE]

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[T soprano]

James bond is a White British spy
And rio Ferdinand is Black

On that basis

If they make a rerun of Roots
Maybe Frank Lampard a White man
Could play kuntakinte a black slave

(Not sure if kuntakinte is correct spelling )

 

[edna krabappel]

Not so much the hair, but the overbite...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Ah Mr. Ferdinand...we've been expecting you...

John Terry as Blofeldt stroking Wayne Bridges pussy...Roman Abramovich building a nuclear bomb in an extinct volcano...it's all there.

 

[edna krabappel]

James bond is a White British spy
And rio Ferdinand is Black

Does it specify in the books that Bond is white?

He's been played by an Australian and an Irishman so far.