Rio Ferdinand wants to be the first Black James Bond

[DavidinSouthampton]

James bond is a White British spy
And rio Ferdinand is Black

On that basis

If they make a rerun of Roots
Maybe Frank Lampard a White man
Could play kuntakinte a black slave

(Not sure if kuntakinte is correct spelling )

I think your spelling is right, but it is certainly safer than some other options!!!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

James bond is a White British spy
And rio Ferdinand is Black

On that basis

If they make a rerun of Roots
Maybe Frank Lampard a White man
Could play kuntakinte a black slave

(Not sure if kuntakinte is correct spelling )

It's Cuntacunte in Rios case.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Does it specify in the books that Bond is white?

He's been played by an Australian and an Irishman so far.

And surely most famously and originally by a Scot.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ah Mr. Ferdinand...we've been expecting you...

John Terry as Blofeldt stroking Wayne Bridges pussy...Roman Abramovich building a nuclear bomb in an extinct volcano...it's all there.

I'm seeing Garth Crooks in the Blofeld role, with Peter Crouch guesting as Jaws, Fernando Torres as Pussy Galore and Luis Suarez as Nick Nack.

 

[T soprano]

Does it specify in the books that Bond is white?

He's been played by an Australian and an Irishman so far.

In no Ian Fleming novel does it say
As James unzipped his trousers out popped his pulsating black manhood
Which miss moneypenny gasped at

 

[The Modfather]

kuntakinte is a great name.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I also want to be the first black James Bond. And although I'm a balding white 40 year old male with a bad back I'd say I've got about as much chance as old camel face.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Does it specify in the books that Bond is white?

He's been played by an Australian and an Irishman so far.

And a jock.
I think that the chances of an ethnic reaching the rank of commander in the royal navy in the 1960s would be pretty slim. Bond also has to pass himself off as a Russian and east German in various plots...not many brothers in the Stasi or the KGB.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I'm seeing Garth Crooks in the Blofeld role, with Peter Crouch guesting as Jaws, Fernando Torres as Pussy Galore and Luis Suarez as Nick Nack.

Suarez as nick nack is genius. Thank you for that image.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Suarez as nick nack is genius. Thank you for that image.

Who could be Oddjob?

 

[SeagullSongs]

kuntakinte is a great name.

He's actually called Toby.


A female Doctor would be alright, but then wouldn't they have to have a male assistant?

Or, seeing as the Doctor still has the same mind, would 'he' be a lesbian?
I'm not convinced he could become a woman actually...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Who could be Oddjob?

Maradonna deffo.

 

[Stoo82]

Who could be Oddjob?

Tevez. *

*I know hes not of far east asian stock, but i think it would work.

 

[Soulman]

Hello Miss MoneyPENNY, Vodka Martini, shaken not slurred......

 

[brakespear]

Who could be Oddjob?

Dennis Wise

 

[Soulman]

Who could be Oddjob?

Park Ji-Sung

 

[stripeyshark]

He's actually called Toby.


A female Doctor would be alright, but then wouldn't they have to have a male assistant?

Or, seeing as the Doctor still has the same mind, would 'he' be a lesbian?
I'm not convinced he could become a woman actually...

"Nurse Who"?

 

[Soulman]

Who could be Oddjob?

Park Ji-Sung

 

[Stevie Boy]

If there is to be a black James Bond, then this is the guy it should be

 

[8ace]

Maybe he could advertise Wall's Vienetta