[Palace] Phantom Sh*tter

[Horton hears a few]

I'm sure they did. It wasn't them getting the bad publicity was it.


Still they might have to think about it a lot more today.

Do you think so? It won't be top of the list.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Do you think so? It won't be top of the list.

Look, we know you're in the Premier League and that you're consequently REALLY important.

It wouldn't take long for your hierachy to release a quick statement of apology, and then get back to your pressing PL matters.

 

[Buzzer]

Do you think so? It won't be top of the list.

Might not be right now but if any of the media get hold of this story and run with it it could (and should) cause great embarrassment to Palace, how's it going to make your club look then?

 

[ParDieu]

If all this is true then there'll be a few red faeces in our boardroom....I mean faces.
Or do I?

 

[Mackenzie]

Do you think so? It won't be top of the list.

I'm certain it won't be, an apology would be the decent thing to do.

 

[Brian Fantana]

If all this is true then there'll be a few red faeces in our boardroom....I mean faces.
Or do I?

If that's the case, apologising to us will be the least of their worries!

 

[Mackenzie]

Might not be right now but if any of the media get hold of this story and run with it it could (and should) cause great embarrassment to Palace, how's it going to make your club look then?

Already in the Argus and Croydon Advertiser.

 

[spanish flair]

Given that representatives of their club deliberately perpetrated, had knowledge of, and stayed silent on an incident which cast another club in a poor light, there's some pretty appalling hand-wringing and shoulder-shrugging from some of the Palace contingent on here now that the spotlight has shone back on them. The fact they then compound it by (a) feeling it doesn't matter and (b) bizarrely, and somewhat pathetically claiming that no-one knew, because those representatives have been named shows them in an appalling light.

That's nothing to do with any sense rivalry or over-reaction, that's basic common decency.

Spot on post, except you can't talk about common decency and Crystal Palace football club in the same breath.

 

[Easy 10]

If all this is true then there'll be a few red faeces in our boardroom....I mean faces.
Or do I?

Oh my sides.

 

[Horton hears a few]

So, you've decided that he was telling the truth, but selectively chosen that a bloke on your forum is lying. And then accuse me of choosing who to believe.

Riiiiiiight.

Riiiight.

You can tell a little more when you can actually see someone I would suggest. Look. Maybe people knew maybe they didn't. Perhaps if they did they might've contacted Brighton. Maybe they have, probably they haven't. The point is we don't know.

Its a massive overeaction as far as I'm concerned. it may be a little unfair as I said in my first post but the reality is Palace have moved on and aren't thinking about Brighton very much at the moment.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

as I said in my first post but the reality is Palace have moved on and aren't thinking about Brighton very much at the moment.

well eff off then.

 

[Horton hears a few]

Might not be right now but if any of the media get hold of this story and run with it it could (and should) cause great embarrassment to Palace, how's it going to make your club look then?

That could happen maybe. Personally I'd think it was hilarious. Reckon most neutral punters would too.

 

[dazzer6666]

Be interested in Barber's view on this given the grovelling public apology he was forced to make at the time, the suspension of staff for the 'investigation' he had to invoke etc. as Wurzel said at the time, Brighton 'acted with dignity'. Unlike himself if, as now seems likely, he knew the truth.

 

[Hillian1]

Riiiight.

You can tell a little more when you can actually see someone I would suggest. Look. Maybe people knew maybe they didn't. Perhaps if they did they might've contacted Brighton. Maybe they have, probably they haven't. The point is we don't know.

Its a massive overeaction as far as I'm concerned. it may be a little unfair as I said in my first post but the reality is Palace have moved on and aren't thinking about Brighton very much at the moment.

With that statement you have proved yourself to be a true Palace fan. Not an ounce of class in you.

 

[Horton hears a few]

Come on. You've got to see the funny side haven't you?

 

[Horton hears a few]

With that statement you have proved yourself to be a true Palace fan. Not an ounce of class in you.

I thought it was pretty fair.

 

[Buzzer]

That could happen maybe. Personally I'd think it was hilarious. Reckon most neutral punters would too.

Hilarious that a Palace club employee shat on the floor of a dressing room and left it there , your board have known about this a long time and never issued an apology or correction when various people: Poyet, Oatway, other Brighton staff have been variously blamed.

Once again, hilarious that an employee of your club thought it okay to shit on a floor and leave it there? F*ck me, if that's your idea of funny then no wonder Par Dieu keeps posting tedious puns on here. You lot are weird. Properly 'shit on the floor and leave it' weird.

Actually, please, please , please can Parish come out and tell everyone it's just a laugh. I think the reaction from most normal people might surprise you.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Riiiight.

You can tell a little more when you can actually see someone I would suggest. Look. Maybe people knew maybe they didn't. Perhaps if they did they might've contacted Brighton. Maybe they have, probably they haven't. The point is we don't know.

Its a massive overeaction as far as I'm concerned. it may be a little unfair as I said in my first post but the reality is Palace have moved on and aren't thinking about Brighton very much at the moment.

No one is claiming that Brighton are/should be forefront in Palace minds all the time - that is completely irrelevant.

The truth has now come out and Palace should apologise - we then all move on and you can get back to being very important in the Premier League.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Come on. You've got to see the funny side haven't you?

As fans, maybe. However, the person who should not is your Chairman who has to deal with the rest of the Premier League clubs on a professional basis.

 

[Horton hears a few]

Hilarious that a Palace club employee shat on the floor of a dressing room and left it there , your board have known about this a long time and never issued an apology or correction when various people: Poyet, Oatway, other Brighton staff have been variously blamed.

Once again, hilarious that an employee of your club thought it okay to shit on a floor and leave it there? F*ck me, if that's your idea of funny then no wonder Par Dieu keeps posting tedious puns on here. You lot are weird. Properly 'shit on the floor and leave it' weird.

Yep all pretty funny. He did try to clean it up but just succeeded in making it worse apparantly which makes it more farcical.