is poyet mainly gonna be a SUIT WEARER then?

[Titanic]

Easy - I don;t like the sound of this Dwayne character......Kylie - yes perhpas. Dannii - no chance. Plastic, with a constant look of surprise on that over botoxed face. Too near the fire and the stupid woman will melt.

I would be quite happy to personally oversee the implementation of a policy of frisking potential lady members for any unsightly or undesirable plastic about their persons.

It would ensure the club strike the right note of natural flair over cheap and tacky imitations.

 

[Mendoza]

just as a present to those that requested it

 

[Simster]

TLO - your thoughts on protocol for unforseen guests?

And Simster - where are you with some ideas / thoughts / feedback?

I'm president. You're all doing a great job. Carry on. Where is Easy 10's promise of Hiney Art?

 

[Simster]

I'm president. You're all doing a great job. Carry on. Where is Easy 10's promise of Hiney Art?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

why on EARTH am i not being considered for this?

i invented the term 'FLAIRNIAC' and, long with tcb, mendoza and scott mac, i'd consider myself one of the most FLAIR obsessed posters on here

AND I MADE THE THREAD

anyway

dreadlock/suit combo anyone? only one man has dared to do it, and by HELL he succeeded

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Can I be in charge of the Library ?

I suspect most clubs do not have a Library - but I think one may be needed here. Somewhere to go to in a quiet moment to have a whisky or look at the London Times. It will need a mantlepiece to lean on. And a felt covered card table.

 

[Mendoza]

why on EARTH am i not being considered for this?

i invented the term 'FLAIRNIAC' and, long with tcb, mendoza and scott mac, i'd consider myself one of the most FLAIR obsessed posters on here

AND I MADE THE THREAD

anyway

dreadlock/suit combo anyone? only one man has dared to do it, and by HELL he succeeded

I nominated you somewhere in here x

(post #80)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a FLAIR ICON here, sporting the 'jumper over shoulders' look

i can picture him and roy chatting away during the day, roy with an ALE and gerard with a fine french wine

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i always thought that JEAN could pull off any look, even the brilliant 'toothpick' one.....and laurent brings a typical french SWAGGER to the role

 

[Simster]

a FLAIR ICON here, sporting the 'jumper over shoulders' look

i can picture him and roy chatting away during the day, roy with an ALE and gerard with a fine french wine

I don't doubt Houllier is flair of near GUS proportions, but we simply cannot allow SWEATERS into Club GUS. Where would it end? It's one short step away from that to inviting Barry Fry.

So yes, GERARD, you may enter, on condition that you SUIT yourself up.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i don't think dunga can come in

 

[Mendoza]

i dont think Winfried Schafer can come

 

[Easy 10]

This guy always looks rather DAPPER, and if he grew that fabulous tache back I'd say his membership would be a mere formality. Has openly expressed his disdain at todays superstar footballers, and comes across as a thoughful and intelligent pundit. I would happily share my tin of snuff with such a man.

But if the committee deems to turn him down, I'M not telling him.

 

[The Large One]

TLO - your thoughts on protocol for unforseen guests?

Guests are welcome, provided they are signed in by a member. However, said guest must adhere to all the rules (as yet unwritten) of the club.

Members forego all privileges if the guest(s) step outside these rules.

There will be no warning.

 

[Icy Gull]

If this man is not a member I'm not sure that this club is as select as it would like to think it is..

http://www.londonspeakerbureau.co.uk/managed/images/speakers/368--Pierluigi-Collina.jpg

 

[Tooting Gull]

Who'll be the first high-profile FLOUNCE from Club Gus? My money is on Paolo Di Canio.

 

[mcshane header]

I know some boys we could invite to become members

 

[The Large One]

why on EARTH am i not being considered for this?

i invented the term 'FLAIRNIAC' and, long with tcb, mendoza and scott mac, i'd consider myself one of the most FLAIR obsessed posters on here

AND I MADE THE THREAD

A word to the wise. Discretion is the key here. This club does not submit to tantrums.

Upon understanding of this, welcome.

Mr Gullit is admitted as a member.

 

[Mendoza]

Roy Keane is an entrepreneur when it comes to touchline attire, he even tells the guvnor what to wear!! He is like Gok Wan

what is that jacket Ince, AWAY with that polyester!!

 

[The Large One]

i don't think dunga can come in

i dont think Winfried Schafer can come

Correct to both.

This guy always looks rather DAPPER, and if he grew that fabulous tache back I'd say his membership would be a mere formality. Has openly expressed his disdain at todays superstar footballers, and comes across as a thoughful and intelligent pundit. I would happily share my tin of snuff with such a man.

But if the committee deems to turn him down, I'M not telling him.

Moustaches are allowed at the discretion of the Membership Secretary. Mr Souness is welcome to Club Gus. His moustache isn't.