'Injuries' that hurt a LOT more than they sound/look

[brightonrock]

Can I nominate stubbed toe? Specifically little toe? The big toe can take the abuse, he's a nutter, but the little toe is a sickly little runt with very little in way of protection, and one swift knock can be almightily DEBILIRIZATING.

My brother also pulled a gluteal a few years back. He's broken various bones, some badly, and said the pulled arse was the worst pain he'd ever been in. There's a joke there somewhere.

 

[Mellotron]

Toothache is KING.

 

[LamieRobertson]

i lost a centimetre off top of ring finger on left hand...o hang on that did hurt as much as it looked

 

[Weststander]

Bashing your ankle on the door of the open dishwasher.

This, and in temper automatically cursing the wife for her incompetence in leaving it like that.

 

[fire&skill]

Sub-ungal haemotoma.

 

[Mew]

Mouth ulcers. Especially when you have a few at once.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Mouth ulcers. Especially when you have a few at once.

I know what you mean, I had 5 at once on holiday one time thanks to anti-Malaria pills...

 

[Bean]

Bashing of knees is EXCRUCIATING

 

[mistahclarke]

tooth ache, ear ache and bad back.

 

[queens park pete]

Gout OR constipation! PURGATORY.
Luckily I never had to give birth

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I know what you mean, I had 5 at once on holiday one time thanks to anti-Malaria pills...

Which ones please - I suffer with mouth ulcers and will be away a month soon on anti malarials - but not yet decided which ones

 

[SeagullSongs]

Which ones please - I suffer with mouth ulcers and will be away a month soon on anti malarials - but not yet decided which ones

Malarone, but this was 4 years ago so I'm not sure if they're commonly used now? The dreams were AMAZING though.

 

[wunt be druv]

Amongst the many injuries I have sustained over the years my most painful has to be when I was lifting a floorboard which snapped sending a small splinter of wood underneath my thumbnail and out through the skin just above the top knuckle of my thumb.I had two painkilling injections at the Hospital before they pulled it out and it still hurt like hell.