Help! I work next to a Palace fan

[Man of Harveys]

Please help me...I've got a Palace fan sitting on the next desk to me.

What can I do about this? Obviously I'm onto human resources about it already but any other advice on how to deal with this nasty, barely tolerable situation gratefully received.

 

[Badger]

Move back to Boston.

 

[Tux the albion Penguin]

Start humming GOSBTS. Wind him up.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

whats that? Zaha for £85 Mill?

 

[Postman Pat]

Just start laughing out loud every hour or so, and when someone asks why just say "Crystal Palace......"

 

[Dougie]

Say hello , he might be normal like a few on here .

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I work with a Palace fan but he never goes to SP so it's okay.

 

[swindonseagull]

make sure u have a seagulls mug for your coffee/tea

 

[daveinprague]

Every morning...move everything on his desk around.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Say hello , he might be normal like a few on here .

He may be like the majority though .........................

 

[Cragglez]

Buy some Crystal Palace toilet paper and put a roll in each toilet in the office. Then add some laxatives to his tea/coffee...

 

[pornomagboy]

Buy some Crystal Palace toilet paper and put a roll in each toilet in the office. Then add some laxatives to his tea/coffee...

 

[Kumquat]

If his name is Alan you could swap the key for letter A on his keyboard with the letter C. Swap the letter L for the letter O and swap the letter N for the letter K. Then everytime he writes his name at the end of an email it will spell "Cock".

Obviously there's a pretty good chance his name isn't Alan though.

 

[loz]

I work and play with many BHA fans, after the first bit of banter, I find them to be good chaps and would much rather talk to them about football than all the Man unt / Chelsea twats around!!

 

[Mackenzie]

You don't need to do anything. Just look smug.

 

[muvs]

Dont even look at him, the club will ban ya!!!

 

[daveinprague]

Make sure your innoculations are up to date.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I work with a Palace fan. He used to have four season tickets but does not go any more. His son sometimes goes. We can have honest chats about how things are going at our clubs. It will not be news to hear there is a lot of apathy around his club at the moment. He appreciated the clubs are simply on different trajectories at the moment. That is just how it goes.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I work and play with many BHA fans, after the first bit of banter, I find them to be good chaps and would much rather talk to them about football than all the Man unt / Chelsea twats around!!

We are the good chaps. You lot are the deluded tossers.

 

[loz]

We are the good chaps. You lot are the deluded tossers.

I will take that with a pinch of salt

Most of us are not deluded at all, we know were we are at! Christ we have spent the best part of the last 30 years banging around the 2 nd tier of football, with the odd promotion followed by the Inevitable relegation,then flirting with relegation to the 3 rd tier....with no expectations of much changing TBO.