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Help! I work next to a Palace fan



Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,839
Brighton, UK
Please help me...I've got a Palace fan sitting on the next desk to me. :sick: :ffsparr:

What can I do about this? Obviously I'm onto human resources about it already but any other advice on how to deal with this nasty, barely tolerable situation gratefully received.
 




Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,065
Toronto
Move back to Boston.
 










Dougie

Well-known member
Jan 11, 2012
5,806
Say hello , he might be normal like a few on here .
 












Cragglez

New member
Jan 6, 2012
24
Peacehaven
Buy some Crystal Palace toilet paper and put a roll in each toilet in the office. Then add some laxatives to his tea/coffee...
 




pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
May 16, 2006
6,084
peacehaven
Buy some Crystal Palace toilet paper and put a roll in each toilet in the office. Then add some laxatives to his tea/coffee...
:lolol:
 


Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
If his name is Alan you could swap the key for letter A on his keyboard with the letter C. Swap the letter L for the letter O and swap the letter N for the letter K. Then everytime he writes his name at the end of an email it will spell "Cock".

Obviously there's a pretty good chance his name isn't Alan though.
 


loz

Well-known member
Apr 27, 2009
2,474
W.Sussex
I work and play with many BHA fans, after the first bit of banter, I find them to be good chaps and would much rather talk to them about football than all the Man unt / Chelsea twats around!!
 










Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
I work with a Palace fan. He used to have four season tickets but does not go any more. His son sometimes goes. We can have honest chats about how things are going at our clubs. It will not be news to hear there is a lot of apathy around his club at the moment. He appreciated the clubs are simply on different trajectories at the moment. That is just how it goes.
 






loz

Well-known member
Apr 27, 2009
2,474
W.Sussex
We are the good chaps. You lot are the deluded tossers.

I will take that with a pinch of salt:p

Most of us are not deluded at all, we know were we are at! Christ we have spent the best part of the last 30 years banging around the 2 nd tier of football, with the odd promotion followed by the Inevitable relegation,then flirting with relegation to the 3 rd tier....with no expectations of much changing TBO.
 


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