Start humming GOSBTS. Wind him up.
Would be just like a home game then, not many seem to know the words.
Start humming GOSBTS. Wind him up.
Be there for him. He's going to have a lot of trauma to deal with because of the relegation next season.
Another one that believes everything he reads in the paper, how's Michael Owen getting on ? oh hang on that report was false.
Please help me...I've got a Palace fan sitting on the next desk to me.
What can I do about this? Obviously I'm onto human resources about it already but any other advice on how to deal with this nasty, barely tolerable situation gratefully received.
If his name is Alan you could swap the key for letter A on his keyboard with the letter C. Swap the letter L for the letter O and swap the letter N for the letter K. Then everytime he writes his name at the end of an email it will spell "Cock".
Obviously there's a pretty good chance his name isn't Alan though.
In my last job, my boss was a Palace fan (I was a Wimbledon STH at the time and it was a half-arsed rivalry, but a rivalry nonetheless). His desk was behind mine so he could see my screen whenever I left my desk. My screensaver said in very large letters "PALACE ARE CRAP". Simple but effective.