Calling all wannabe managers. Let's hear your suggestions for improving our form

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

and seeing as we are all talking from a position of great ignorance let's not get too deep into whys and wherefores. Snappy bulletpoints would be great. I'll start with my uninformed bollocks.

Noone - once in a while look for the quick pass instead of taking on all the opposition

Harley - please don't play another game for us. You are pony.

We need to look at getting a nasty big midfielder in the middle. Imagine Kishishev from last year or someone like Lee Bowyer.

CMS - Can we have a target man for CMS please?

KLL - Play him or get rid. Coming on with 5 mins to go at Watford was Adamsesque in wrong timing.

Stop watering the Amex.

Gus - stop worrying about your media career, stop threatening to walk, stop getting a semi about Southampton. It's Palace that matters. Only Palace.

There you go, job done and we'll be top 5 by Christmas.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

and seeing as we are all talking from a position of great ignorance let's not get too deep into whys and wherefores. Snappy bulletpoints would be great. I'll start with my uninformed bollocks.

Noone - once in a while look for the quick pass instead of taking on all the opposition

Harley - please don't play another game for us. You are pony.

We need to look at getting a nasty big midfielder in the middle. Imagine Kishishev from last year or someone like Lee Bowyer.

CMS - Can we have a target man for CMS please?

KLL - Play him or get rid. Coming on with 5 mins to go at Watford was Adamsesque in wrong timing.

Stop watering the Amex.

Gus - stop worrying about your media career, stop threatening to walk, stop getting a semi about Southampton. It's Palace that matters. Only Palace.

There you go, job done and we'll be top 5 by Christmas.

This.

Tell the players to SHOOT.

Stop FANNYING around.

Stand up and be counted or f*** off (Im looking at you Vicente, Harley, Hoskins and Buckley)

 

[Notters]

• Trust in Gus
• Be Patient
• Stop whinging

 

[KZNSeagull]

My uninformed bollocks:

The 9 goals in 3 games spooked Gus and he has gone too defensive. My team for Saturday, assuming all fit would be:

------------Ankergren----------
-----------Reyes Greer---------
-------------Bridcutt-----------
-Buckley Vicente Noone Lua Lua-
-----Barnes CMS Hoskins--------

They cannot score if the ball is permanently in their net!!

Told you it was uninformed bollocks.

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

• Trust in Gus
• Be Patient
• Stop whinging

Wrong thread for that kind of talk. This is for the wannabe managers and your typical bipolar fan (I include myself)

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

They cannot score if the ball is permanently in their net!!

Told you it was uninformed bollocks.

That's the spirit!

 

[Medwayseagull]

A thread for the delusional and dreamers.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

A thread for the delusional and dreamers.

Exactly. Its good for the SOUL.

 

[MattBackHome]

My uninformed bollocks:

The 9 goals in 3 games spooked Gus and he has gone too defensive. My team for Saturday, assuming all fit would be:

------------Ankergren----------
-----------Reyes Greer---------
-------------Bridcutt-----------
-Buckley Vicente Noone Lua Lua-
-----Barnes CMS Hoskins--------

They cannot score if the ball is permanently in their net!!

Told you it was uninformed bollocks.

That formation would NEVER work. Not with BARNES in it. Replace him with JFC, who should be CAPTAIN.

There's my two-bollocks worth.

 

[Simster]

Drop Harley, he's a shite gloryboy.
Proper NAILS enforcer please in the middle of the park
Mix it up from the back. FANNYING ABOUT is good, but go long to mix it up from time to time
Get Zamora back in
And Lionel MESSI
It's all NSK's fault with that shit We Love You song. Burn your flags.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Drop Harley, he's a shite gloryboy.
Proper NAILS enforcer please in the middle of the park
Mix it up from the back. FANNYING ABOUT is good, but go long to mix it up from time to time
Get Zamora back in
And Lionel MESSI
It's all NSK's fault with that shit We Love You song. Burn your flags.

Excellent work there Sim!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

• Trust in Gus
• Be Patient
• Stop whinging

Uninformed bollocks Notters no sense. Thats the point of the thread old chap!!

 

[Simster]

Excellent work there Sim!

Oh and unless it happens we are going down because we are f***ing shit.

 

[Falkor]

Simply play Barnes, he is a good player just lost form all players do and often get it back.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I don't think we need to do too much, but then I'm not expecting us to win every game in a division we've only ever finished fourth from bottom in over the last 20 years.

However, the absolute MUSTS are:
- Drive Harley back to Swansea/Exeter/Beachy Head
- Play Kazenga
- Find a striker to help CMS out who is not called Billy Paynter

Exactly. Step up Ashley Barnes.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Buy George Boyd to give CMS some quality service.

 

[KZNSeagull]

That formation would NEVER work. Not with BARNES in it. Replace him with JFC, who should be CAPTAIN.

There's my two-bollocks worth.

Barnes needs to take the penalties.
So drop Greer and replace with JFC.
The classic 1-1-5-3 formation.
Captain - CMS. Will stop him from handing in a transfer request.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

My team (and Gus pay attention)

Ankers
Calde
Greer
Dunk
Paynter

KLL
Bridcutt
Spaz
Vicente

Buckley
CMS


Goal CITY we shall be renamed.

 

[Simster]

And Gus, can you play Barnes in his correct position please.

You know, the one from where he scored for FUN last season and the beginning of this one.